FASTER!

Polan Stronk! YOu WatChinGs of PolAnD BalL Too? Bet you barely understand it.

Mrs Moe is as Dark as a Moe Constrictor XD (Boa constrictor is a kind of snake)

Raises fist to Yuki...

Somehow... Are some of these reference to Durandall's and the recurring character Kyubey from the RickRoll?

MERASMUS SHALL RETURN! YOU'LL SEEEEEEE!

(Lots of laughs)

LOL that Cartman. This is totally like him! XD

I can feel my brain cells dying off by the thousands.

First off
It's been a while
Sorry if it's kinda late btw, watching new anime does that

Reading this took a while but here's my review

"I wish that me and Rena remain inseparate from each other. I want Kyon to get rid of Haruhi Suzumiya for good so we can make her a love slave."
How is that even possible? Wouldn't killing her be counter-productive in turning her into a love slave? Torture might be more effective though... although there's a chance she might like it instead of hate it

"We should pass a warning to one of the American tourists and help them watch out trap for suspicious activity."
omit the trap

"I don't control their actions, their lives."
replace the comma with 'or'

"Mikuru vs Haruhi/Mukuru vs Tsuruya"
Huh Kyon was just... nothing during the whole fight
Kinda disappointing, was hoping for some commentary or if he's still incapacitated then at the very least let Taniguchi commentate

"I'm in 'Nam."
seems underwhelming
could change this to 'It's '68 all over again.'

Danbooru gets mentioned a lot
I sugest replacing it with pixiv since it's what Japs actually use

"Aw, please, don't let get your panties in a bunch,"
'let' needs to be removed and the comma at the end replaced with a period

"The pill you took was a just giant Tic Tac."
'just' and 'a' needs to be switched

overall not a bad read
I wonder what would happen if Mason gets possessed by Reznov's ghost again?

Wait... If Mason got turned into Kyon in Kamakura, thinking it's Rebirth Island, does that mean He didn't get to kill Steiner and was experimented on again? What if Steiner is still alive and is in 'Namizawa living under a pseudonym?

I miss Reznov

This needs Five Nights at Freddy's. I don't care how, I don't care why, but they have to be in this story come hell or high water.

I can help but find this chapter... Funny. I'm glad to hear that future updates will be a bit shorter since I'm worried about the series longevity if you have to try and make so many very long chapters.

9/10

TACTICAL REVIEW INCOMING!
I "Ha, dumbass walked trap through one of our traps."
I think this would be better if it was 'walked right into one of our traps'

"Meet me at the clearing of the woods after work. Then it hung up.
uhh. missing a close quotation here

"You forget to filter the noise,"
forgot

"We'll can increase more traps,"
what... I don't even
maybe "We can make more traps"?

"So, we meet have either camp, in which case will be like a wooden raft surrounded by sharks? Or we leave immediately, get back to the hotel and start our investigation their, but by the time we return everything we'll be harder to find Frank Cotton then."
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"physic itself"
physics my boy

"I don't think we should just leave it the authorities."
"I think we should just leave TO the authorities."

"What are you saying? You see something, dangerous, I see an opportunity."
the first coma seems a bit unnecessary

"You never need to so hard, onee-chan,"
something feels wrong about this structure
maybe lacking a 'try' instead of 'to'?
its whats showing in my brains auto-correct

"That's right, onee-chen," Konata did the same, feigning sadness all along, "we ill always be together."
KONATA YOU FAG FIXUP YOUR GODDAM GRAMMAR
Sieg Heil GRAMMAR!

KAAABOOOMMMM!
how the hell did wet explosives get to blow up?
was it c4? please tell me it was c4!
and where's the detonator?!

also AW YIS PTSD Kyon incoming
i want vengeance
make the faggot pay by giving him the 'Clarke treatment' from NUMBERS

That was very interesting, my friend.

What. The. Fuck. Just, watdafuq.