This was much funnier then I expected it to be from the description. Kudos!

No, Legolas is NOT gay... Which SHOULDbe fairly obvious... I don't know whether to yell at you for implying that my crush is gay, or to laugh at the silliness of Aragorn's comments about the state of his mind, actually at all his comments in general. I think I'll yell. * my pet cat covers my mouth* yeah, he's right, Ill get a sore throat if I yell as much as I want to.

Definitely gay. Our nightly 'activities' prove it. They also indicate that he enjoys being forced into submission by a human/lion hybrid, like me, a dragon/elven hybrid, and a wolf/elven hybrid, and spanked by a boy who is half elf, and half neon cobra.

Legolas: Elves, you see... They do not take pleasure in lovemaking.
Kovu: Then why were you moaning so loudly last night begging while I was holding a vibrating egg to your cock as I penetrated you with a-
Legolas: SHUT UP! I DON'T GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE WHAT I DO TO YOU IN PRIVATE!
Kovu: That's because you don't want your father to find out what we did in his bed while he was asleep.

Lol xD

For once I agree with Arwen—men. Strangely enough, climbing down poison ivy does seem like the sort of thing Eomer would do...

Why is it that so many good fanfics nowadays are abandoned? Whereas most of the Mary Sue stories are finished, disgusting details and all? It's just not fair. I really loved this (while it lasted).

'"Hm," said Aragorn, "I think I'll ask them about that."
And before Faramir could laugh at this joke Aragorn had walked forward, formally hailed the leader of the Pro-Sauronites, complimented him on his health, and asked him how come they weren't starving?' Faramir must have nearly had a heart-attack. I know I nearly did, from laughing.

Firstly—I love the Eomer sequence. I like him more as a bachelor too.

And secondly—you seem to know exactly what I was thinking when I watched The Two Towers. In fact, I jerked right up while watching it with family and yelled: "HE DID WHAT?" Yeah, I was upset.

Poor, poor Aragorn. And about the running away—he's not called Wingfoot for nothing either.

Yes, it would be Faramir doing all the boring stuff, hm?

One has to pity them. *Cringe* Remind me never to get on Arwen Undomiel's bad side.

Hairy hobbits and hairy Elves. I'm not really sure I want to know.

'"They gave me this very interesting hat with wings on it!"' Hahahahahahahahaha!
Celeborn's response to Aragorn and Arwen's marriage was also priceless: '"That is a very nice hat, Aragorn," commented Celeborn with remarkable aplomb.'

As a 'Mir brothers enthusiast, I love how you made Faramir so confused—'"You must marry us at once!" she cried.
"Er, I do not believe that would be proper," the steward answered, bewildered. "I admit my knowledge of Elves is lacking, but I understood that no more than two people may be joined in marriage-"' My word. I nearly fell off my chair.

-gnashes teeth-

Why is that all the best stories haven't been updated in five years? It's infuriating.

Hmm. I thought 'And now for something completely different' was primarily from the Flying Circus clips.

Or maybe my memory's on the friz again, seeing as I watched Holy Grail, what, 3 weeks ago?

Also: Still loving the story. Adding to favorites. Is that a flying purple cow? That last one was to check if you were actually paying attention to my rambling.