Reviews for Ode To Gollum
TiffanyGray1987 chapter 1 . 12/14/2019
I LOVE GOLLUM/SMEAGOL SOOOOO MUCH! HE IS AWESOME! Love this poem!
Aria Breuer chapter 1 . 2/8/2016
Wow, what did I just read? This is hilarious, and it's okay. We all have obsessions with our favorite characters. You're good, and I believe this is the second oldest LOTR fanfic on here. So, thanks for this. Enjoy your day. :)

Aria Breuer
thishazeleyeddemon chapter 1 . 11/13/2013
What do you know about Trahald's history?
Trubie74 chapter 1 . 10/28/2013
I managed to keep a straight face all the way up until " (c'mon, sing now!) " than I lost my cool and cracked up. This is awesome.
Thranduil's Party Moose VIII chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
GO GOLLUM! DIE FRODO AND THE PEOPLE THAT SAID THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS WAS A FREAK.
Stabbythings chapter 1 . 5/2/2010
Yup Gollum is cool! I love this it's funny!
missoswiin chapter 1 . 8/27/2009
Go Gollum! Little bit random though... :P Cool!

"He reeks of awesomeness, yes, yes, yes."

Love it!
plungers-rock-my-socks chapter 1 . 11/17/2007
gollum is cool. Not to say i would go around singing about him. My sister might though, gollum is her favorite character but no ones asking her becausae sje has never read/wathc lotr. Anyway Go gollum!
Otter Seastar chapter 1 . 9/9/2007
WHO-HO! If you're still alive out there, know that this fellow Gollum-fanatic was thrilled to see your poem. Lord Gollum the Glorious rocks forever!
Cryptic Sarcasm chapter 1 . 7/7/2006
DAMN STRAIGHT! Gollum RULES!
heww chapter 1 . 12/10/2005
people aren't sure of what they realy want in life. I received this

letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a

week, everything I had wished came true! Here's an exact copy, this really

works!

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1. To yourself, say the name of the only

guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!

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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish

within the next week and say it to your self 6

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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to

yourself 9 times!

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4. Think of something that you want to happen

between you and that 1special person and say

it to your self 12 times!

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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as

you scroll down focus and

concentrate on it and think on nothing

else but that wish.

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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance! Now scroll down and think of your

crush!

Keep going down

Keep going

Keep going

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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was

your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain

letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you

break this chain, you will pay! Remember that after hearing these

stories.

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,

up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid

since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to

it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad

got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the

letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average

nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of

your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in

the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The

next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever

since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of

course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and

married each other to live happily forever.

Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll

get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just

getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but

not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his

friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and

he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few

friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that

same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his

dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and

play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend

gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp

Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!

the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out

ever since.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather

be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats

only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with

that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send

this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love

life...forever!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a

friend...ONLY!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have

everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any

friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a

chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch...you only

have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u

know and keep it going! e

I didn't write this, so don't look at me. I was just doing

everybody a favor and passing it on. Now you do the same
dmeagol chapter 1 . 7/30/2005
DA Best Poem Ive ever read(IM NOT BEING SaRCASTIC)Stick a fingr up your nosey pully tweaky gollum sos so suck your toe all da way 2 Mexico
vivienthecritic chapter 1 . 1/13/2005
STUPID. I hate Gollum. This isn't even a story. Are you some sort of freak? you must be. I hope you read this. Aragorn is the best. he is SO sexy. By the way, oldtimer, if you do read this I have read the books, and the movie. 20? I mean, come on Gollum freak, you must be like, 99!
Evenstar Princess chapter 1 . 12/21/2004
YEA! I'm not the only one who is Gollum-crazy!
noxfiction chapter 1 . 10/10/2004
Here are a couple of words that spring to mind after reading this:

weird

random

funny

Lol, you certainly do like "Lord Smeagol" don't you?
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