| Reviews for Temptations of an Uninterested Single Tom |
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Swiftheart1267 chapter 9 . 5/14 Uh... Whitetail ain't single! She's Onestar's mate and Heathertail's mother. Also, is this a Thorn x Blossom story? Like in canon? Really great story! ~Swiftie :) |
Guest chapter 42 . 4/15 Well, that was...seriously? I loved the sol hijinks in the beginning so much, even if it went to the point of rape. Black comedy after all. But then the dark plot was so extra I just wanted to go back to the fun. The ending chapters felt like a weak ending, and the actual ending, really? I don’t know how to feel about this story. I’m not calling it bad, it’s just, it was so fun in the beginning, then it went wack in the most lame way. That’s what makes it so disappointing for me. And if you really did want to make a good parting ending, you could shoe that Hazeltail always loved him even without the scent or something. Just...man, I feel disappointed. |
Guest chapter 1 . 2/7 ummmm briarpaw is briarlight-the paralyzed dark brown she-cat? she and dovewing are not together. you're thinking of bumblepaw/stripe |
Guest chapter 21 . 12/21/2019 wahh. his kits rit there! |
scarlett quagmire chapter 1 . 10/26/2019 the end was so sad thornclaw come baaack |
Guest chapter 42 . 7/25/2018 Poor Hazeltail |
Poppyseedremedy chapter 15 . 7/17/2018 And Jayfeather prepares herbs with those same paws. Jay, you better wash them suckers. |
Poppyseedremedy chapter 23 . 7/17/2018 Yeah, get over it Leafpoo. Jay's the med now. Jayfeather: And the first thing I'm gonna do is surgery. Tee hee hee hee hee! That laugh is not very evil, Jay. Lionblaze: You know, I'd rather you take up being a mad scientist than slice open our Clanmates. Jayfeather: *dices Leafpool into cubes* Well, cats can't apply for that job. I'll start boycotting them next. Squirrelflight:* yells* Kids! What did you do to your mommy? Jayfeather: Nothing Mom! *holds out salad to Lionblaze* Here! *bats eyelashes* I made it myself. Lionblaze: *eats salad* Yum! What's in it? Jayfeather: Diced Leafpool! Tee hee hee hee hee! Lionblaze: Oolp! *throws up* BLEH! Wow. HAHAHAHAHA! You ate your mom! HAHAHAHAHAHA- *THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED BECAUSE OF MY SICK JAYFEATHER HUMOR. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT YOUR MOTHER AT HOME, KIDS.* Jayfeather: Just feed her to your cat! Lionblaze: *gulps down mouthwash* YUCK! THE COOTIES, THE COOTIES! *dies* Jayfeather: Oops. *turns to me* Want something? I can fry him for you. YES PLEASE! Don't forget the Hoppin' Johns on the side. Jayfeather: Ew. That stuff is nasty. *makes it anyway* There! That's $20 please. For your dead brother slapped on a plate? Jayfeather: *chain smokes* Gotta make a living. Fine. *hands over money* Your dad would be so disappointed. You took his son, and his ex. Jayfeather: Leafpool was his EX. He shouldn't give a poop about that cootie-infested sucker. Crowfeather: *walks over* Hi Poppy! Hey baby! Jayfeather: Hi Daddy! *whispers to me* Watch this. *says to Crow* I'm selling Southern fried stuff. Whatever you want fried, I can make. Crowfeather: Fried Bojangles! Jayfeather: Dad, Bojangles is already fried. Crowfeather: ... ... ... Fried ice tea from Bojangles. Jayfeather: Yeesh. *freezes ice tea with freeze gun, then fries it* Anything else? Crowfeather: *eats iced tea* Nope! Bye! *starts to leave* Jayfeather: *growls* You didn't give me my kiss. Crowfeather: *runs over, kisses Jay's cheek* Mwah! Bye! *runs off* OOH! Baby Jay got a kiss from his smol daddy! Jayfeather: You take that back! Nope. Jayfeather: My daddy is not small! Okay fine, he's not. And the baby you is in the other dimension anyway. Jayfeather: Good. Now enjoy your fried brother! I WILL! *leaves, eating Lionblaze* Mm! Thish is good! It must have cayenne in it, Om NOM NOM! *eats whole cat* ... ... ... *notices you watching me* WHAT? NEVER ATE FRIED CAT BEFORE?! |
Kreivan Reyhers chapter 21 . 6/26/2018 So is Thornclaw the father or not? |
Niqhtshadow chapter 42 . 4/4/2018 I loved this story! I will definitely be reading more of your works. I am a bit saddened by the ending, but the story overall was very well crafted and engaging, really great job! |
souppon chapter 42 . 3/13/2018 Dude, why is this tagged as humour?! This is one heck of an angsy fanfic. Wow! |
Stormbreeze chapter 11 . 9/12/2017 Later Blossomfall becomes mates with thornclaw and has kits. in a vision of shadows. |
Guest chapter 42 . 8/22/2017 Awww so sad for poor hazel! |
M. R chapter 42 . 7/16/2017 OMS! This is soooooooo good! Please write more about other cats! |
Guest chapter 21 . 3/31/2017 This is mushy |