Wow. Just... Wow. I LOVE THIS!

Totally randomosity and hairspray all around!

Lexi.

Funny! Oh maybe you can do the names for Bella next time Esme can't remember her name. My daughters name is Bella and my husband's grandparents thought her name was Vela (candle in Spanish) we thought that was super funny! You could maybe do something like Pretty, Precious, Beautiful, you know stuff like that. That could be your Esme's thing. Messing up names and then being oblivious to it when corrected! Just an idea, ignore me I am in pain...

Zee huh? LOL! I thought it was very funny when Bella's sanity was questioned! LOL! Edward arguing with the car and Bella infront of his parents was funny too!

That was a riot. Why did you off Alice any way? You couldn't remember in the story so maybe you remember now. ;)

That's funny!

Too damn funny. I love snobward.

*giggles* Color me happy that FF finally created a mobile app! People might actually start getting reviews again. LOL Love you bb!

Listen here... there will BE NO HIDING! My readers come with a sense of humor - I can only imagine that they'll find this as fucking amusing as the both of us do. So, yeah, no hiding, damn you!

Love you!

um there better be room under that rock for me kitten! as you already know, this story kills me!

*snorts* BB, I fucking love you.

*snorts* Really fucking love this. I laugh every time I read it lol.

Someday I really need to get around to reading CM's stories. You know, when the update count in my inbox is back to zero. LOL It was there, for 1 day, I promise! I haven't even finished the stories you all linked to me because I got behind with the move/remodel and everything since. **sigh**

That was hilarious, twin! omg. you're amazing, really, and so is Crimsonmarie. I hope you keep working on this parody! 2

I think I missed a whole mess of inside jokes here. But, it was enjoyable none the less.