XD This is hilarious!

Worth it! XD

This was too funny! Had to cover my mouth in order to not wake my mom up by laughing. Good job!

Really great!
Maybe you could add "The murder always stands in the middle." to commandment 2?

I just started reading DC fanfiction. I'm a bit late for it I guess. I got to this from tvTropes, so thank them. But this... HAHAHAHA...

I start giggling right at the beginning and slowly as i read through it... I just start laughing... At 2 I was holding it in, at #5 I sputtered... having a harder time keeping it in, then finally at #10, i lost it...

This is all so true! Good job on the hilarious read! :P

This is the best! I swear to always uphold these commandments!

Perfectly undestandable and viable for someone to follow in the DC realm. Looking forward to more!

I LOST IT AT THE ASS PART

...I really don't know what to comment here.

I (kinda) managed to stay quietly during my read through this (hilarious) blasphemy.

Until...

#5 came along!

I get various kinds of glares shot in my direction [(downside of web-enabled smartphones in public transportation)(some are reaaaaaaly scary...*gulp*)]

baba,
Yvi

1 and 4 contradict each other.

6 was fuuny though.

lol

I have no idea how I haven't seen this before, but I totally love it. :D

ahahaa... ah, I laughed out loud while reading this... twas so fun

Brilliant humor! :D and idea no plot bunnies, but it was still so enjoyable

(yay Conan :D I can't decide which I like best... :3 )

Thou shalt imagine this list being read in a Monty Python-esque British accent. Or at least I did. XD

-SO

Love it!