He deserves happiness as much as anyone and his relationship misfortune will inevitably, eventually give way to a mutually loving, accepting relationship. Please send your prayrs to my paypal at . Summon forth the disparate memebers of the suite life on deck fanfiction community in the hope that this will be the last time we ever post on this review chain. Do you think so?

Me neither. 6/10

Part 2 - ...with her, thank god, I've been waiting forever to tell someone that she really really smelt, like horrifically, I always ignored it or thought it was a sex smell, WRONG!, weird eczema or something. Anyhow, ah shit here we go again! I started speaking to this lil bundle of wonder on tinder of all godforsaken places, imagine the fates if i didn't buy a burner phone to recover my account. Huzzah! Anyway, I took her to the restaurant I took vampire tits, AND THE FOOD IS NOT DRY AND THERE IS A HEALTHY FLOW OF UNOBSTRUCTED ELECTRICAL CURRENT. Anyway, we went back and banged, and we have identical personalities. She's truly great, I don't wanna jinx it but I already have, the L bomb was dropped by her first a few days ago, I'm never one to turn down such an offer! Anyways, as always, i live in constant fear that she will lose interest as well as her 6ft 4 chad dancer ex. Woooeee. Anyway, It's been nice talking to you, my pal will no doubt say goodbye properly

What a time weve had, its been too long since we checked in like this. Howve you been? My hope is that one day youll read the entire collection and have a deeper insight into our emotional states than basically anyone. Anywho, what you all came here to see, an update on the freyed psyche of a man with the best of intentions. As ever, things are looking up for our intrepid hero and his quest for true love. Sing along with me, you know the words. This new girl, shes different, really genuinely kind and in a break from tradition, this one is thin :O. Im inclined to put my faith in this one, despite what the vegas odds might say. As for myself, im approaching 2 years with my girlfriend and ive never been happier. Tune in next time to repeat this entire fucking cycle again. Once more, your fanfic is worth its weight in gold, which is nothing as fanfiction is weightless. 5/10

Wow, goodness, bonjour, !hola!, guten tag! It's been a long, long timeee...
Here we are again, John Smith and no doubt, his ensuing pal. Remember the good old days with the bitchy promiscuous damaged one, the bitchy promiscuous damaged one, the bitchy promiscuous damaged one, and the bitchy emotionally absent one. What a world, I returned to this tale each time, as each bitch made me painfully reminisce about the adolescent playful sexual experiences I had with my ex girlfriend(s) who left me destroyed and heartbroken, depressed and sorrowful without end, with no mercy and excuse.
Now, I'm back, with another. Absent vampire tits turned out to be largely non consequential, and whilst my self esteem never truly recovered, my pride and hope did. I tried rekindling with the one who hit me, BAD IDEA!, luckily my pals were there to guide me away from any further physical interaction (1/?)

...? They had a moment of drunken passion, which flourished into a romance. They went on a date, she complained about the food and said she felt no 'sparks', bringing an end to the affair. He took this to be an attack on himself, and deeply impacted his self esteem. However, I feel her judgement has less to do with him and more to do with her, I wont say inability to, but more apprehension to commit to a man. It will likely take years of maturing before this problem can ever be righted. Either way, you freaks will be the first to know. 8.5/10, doesnt age well

hooooooooooooooooooooeeee, another day another dollar. not in your case though, unemployed fanfic writing tambourine busker. But here we have the case of A, huge tits, kk arse, no soul. Her father physically assaulted her mother before divorcing her and marrying a younger woman, hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the kind of psychological impact this can have on a child is a fear of commitment, as subconsciously she believes all commitment will end in this manner. This brings us the the mighty John Smith, lain low once again, and for the last time...

Now A, wooooeee. She's the smartest one I've known, massive breasts too. Mesmerising though, everyone wants her. She's a challenge, an uphill battle, a conquest in her insane lack of availability. and her obscene beauty and captivating personality I saw a soulmate in her though, she didn't hit me like the others and she was 120% wife material. Her niche interest in the Soviet Union complimented my somewhat autistic love for the regimes of Germany, her hair, gosh, her eyes, her voice, so southern and refined like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom. We kissed on the 9th of November, albeit drunk but still. I felt an attraction, that connection, it was fantastic. Took me a month to ask for a date, she went, was great! Or so I thought, she felt "No sparks". Now she doesn't speak to me at all. I had sex with some tinder thot today. I don't think anyone will ever want me. I'm used to it like. I don't deserve the friends I have either, anyway, nice fanfic (2/2) would rate 9/10

Here's Johnny! Every time I read this, I painfully reminisce about the adolescent playful sexual experiences I had with my ex girlfriend who left me destroyed and heartbroken, depressed and sorrowful without end, with no mercy and excuse. She was my first proper proper Girlfriend, her name was H. I had an on-off before her, K, she was very promiscuous. We kissed loads and both cheated on each other, it was horrific but we had a mutual agreement. I loved H, and the pain of that breakup made me come here originally. I then had N, who at first taught me to love again and took my virginity, I felt like the Emperor of Mankind. It was all set out, we had similar career aspirations and I didn't have to pretend with her. Anyway, I proposed to her and she ghosted me and cheated on me. I take assurance in the fact that others say she was mean. Heh, meanwhile during my relationship with N, on prom night, I had a starry eyed fling with A, who I would secretly remain very much attracted to. (1/?)

Well, dear fanficer, here we are again. More fanfic, more tears, more simulated intercourse between minors. Its coming up on 2 years since our first encounter with your story and honestly, i find these little chats to be the one place on earth i can be really honest. It turned out the big titty goth gf was just as evil as his previous, so thats cool. But its not all bad, I recently had my one year anniversary with my girlfriend and i think i truly do love her. Also, John has set his sights on another pair of tits so there is still hope. Im reminded of the story structure for the early seasons of the walking dead, where every season they arrive at a new idyllic sanctuary and by the end they leave it in flames. Maybe this one will be THE one. who can say?
not you
you write child porn
9/10 gets better with age. gold star

Hello again! Fantastic! Remember the first time when I said this made me painfully reminisce about the adolescent playful sexual experiences I had with my ex girlfriend who left me destroyed and heartbroken, depressed and sorrowful without end, with no mercy and excuse.? Haha hilarious! Last time we left you, I had a free spirit big titty goth gf who I wanted to marry! I asked her and she is a promiscuous so and so! Who was very mean to me! Haha! Now I have shifted myself onto the smartest and most alluring woman I've met, I kissed her once drunk and my feelings are very much attached yet I feel she is not reciprocating my sudden affection! Disastrous! ah well, I'll always have this story :)
8.5/10

So cute and awkward! I love it!

Pal: hello again, its been almost a year since our first experience with your fanfic. By now we probably account for 50% of your total readership which is a meme in and of itself. Once more you have a real talent for simulating fucking between children. Since our last review, john smith has fallen in with a lovely free spirit goth gf with big titties making him almost forget about the cold hearted bitch who ruined his life. big tits will do that i suppose.
John: Hello, yes, as fantastical as it may seem, this tale no longer makes me painfully reminisce about the adolescent playful sexual experiences I had with my ex girlfriend who left me destroyed and heartbroken, depressed and sorrowful without end, with no mercy and excuse. If it weren't for the fact that my curent girlfriend who, as ever, I am intent on proposing in matrimony to, had already had her first experience, I would suggest that this now reminds me of my current relationship, haha, this cycle will continue forevermore 3
Pal: so, mr/mrs hurricane i must commend your writing prowess and say youve been an invaluable part of the meme of our lives, how you take that is up to you x

This is John Smith and his Pal signing off . {For now, if you hadn't guessed}

Once more, flipping fucktastic, although it still possesses a large capacity to make me painfully reminisce about the adolescent playful sexual experiences I had with my ex girlfriend who left me destroyed and heartbroken, depressed and sorrowful without end, with no mercy and excuse.

basically, we did this again and while it made many of the same deep psychological cuts on my friend, this time, i came. so all in all 8.65/10 gold star

ALL MY MIDDLE SCHOOL BADASS' SAY YEAHHHHHHHH

basically, we did this again and while it made many of the same deep psychological cuts on my friend, this time, i came. so all in all 8.65/10 gold star.

Im a fkn middle school badass