This is insanely awesome. Why does it not have more reviews? I kept reading it wondering if Sasuke really was gay, or if it was just Naruto's idiotic misconception, or if it was Naruto who was really gay and in denial (why would a straight guy want to write gay porn all of the sudden), or maybe they both were? It was hilarious how easily they both agreed to sex, and how part of Sasuke's reason for agreeing in the end was so that he could get rid of Naruto (because that's what one night stands are for), but endearing in a way that they opted not to do it. I definitely wouldn't say no to you writing more of this couple. Your version of them is appropriately cracked out. I love it. _

I lol'ed at the end. This was adorable. I don't get why your stuff doesn't have more reviews! It's awesome!

Aw, this was soo cute/funny. I loved the premise, I loved that Sasuke was an optometrist, it's just so random and perfect! Naruto was adorable during his eye exam, the dinner was awesome, Naruto laughing at gay porno - wow, I'm reiterating the entire fic. The, "Hey, you wanna have a one-night stand?" "Sure, whatever," was PURE GENIUS! OMIGOSH, SO ADORABLE! -is having a seizure- In-the-closet Naruto is such a weirdo adorable loser.

Uke-Sasuke makes me fangirl. -rabid fangirling-

Okay, so I wasn't feeling the last scene like I was the rest of the fic. I guess I'm accustomed to them fighting to be seme, in which Sasuke reluctantly submits, and acts all vulnerable, and is subsequently mocked. Their keenness to both be uke was new, but not a bad thing. It was actually realistic, selfless, endearing. The direction the conversation went sort of confused me though. I was all, "Dammit, why aren't they talking about sex anymore! Yaarrgh!" And I WAS randomly expecting sex, which is a random thing to expect now that I think about it. Gah! It's just yaoi on this website is, gr, inappropriate, and yet normal, and, erm, must have made me like a yaoi-pervert or something. -is confused-

I didn't want to read this just yet, because I'm so ded right now, but couldn't help myself after skimming the first few lines. Overall, lovely story. Write moar NaruSasu!