Oh my gosh you made fun of every cliché in existence! HAHAHAHA!

O.O
Whoa. Not what I had been expecting.
AWESOME.

I don't normally read slash, but you captured their personalities perfectly!

When you said J. R. R. Tolkein - esque, I was definitley not expecting it to be quite this J. R. R. Tolkein - esque! This sounds almost as if written by that worthy themselfs!

Oh my gosh... that was... unexpected. It was really good, but these characters- I just can't imagine these characters doing... uhh... this.

Why SLASH? WHY,WHY,WHY? What has canon done to you?

How do you not butcher old English?

I enjoyed

This is HILARIOUS!
It's so hard to find a good Aragorn/Legolas story. It's usually too cheesy and/or out of character imo, so reading this kind of parody you posted was a relief. I laughed so much! Thank you for sharing. :)

At first, very good...but then I started going into hysterics, and my parents, who were in the other room, asked me what was wrong, but I could not answer as I could not breathe, my good sir. So serious in your humor...Hilarious! (but they're still a sweet couple)

XD it was like...Shakespearean Porn...but better because Legolas/Aragorn. Most excellent.

how the bloody hell did you manage this its so tolkienesque its scary omg you rock

I recommend reading this aloud in a deep, monotone british accent. It's hilarious.

This was a jest indeed, my lettered friend, and had my smiling greatly from mirth. I fully believe that Aragorn was destined to love Arwen, but this pairing is dear to me even so. However, dost thou not find it rather intriguing that, while in the films he is portrayed by a man of excellent appearence, he is described in the books to "look foul, but feel fair"? Ah well, let not the old words, true as they may be, interrupt the inevitable occurence of delicious fanservice!

Absolutely brilliant, and yes his door opening skills are far superior to any other, man, elf or creature.

Cute