mcr is touring again i wonder if theyll make a stop in hogsmeade this time

for what its worth this is infinitely more entertaining than twilight

oh to be in the woods and lose your (checks smudged writing on palm) virility

imagine if you caught a couple of teens fcking in the woods and you yelled at them and one of them starts crying tears of blood what would you do? what would anyone do? id shit

Ow my head

i suicidally read through this until i wisely cried cool tears of blood down my face.

I immagine after this ending a big orgy with volzimort turning back to being "satan" with the power of love... and goths
And everyones torturing britney tat fukng prep!11!1

I HATH TELEKINESIS

My brain melted at about chapter 10 and I just lost it. I couldn't stop laughing at every little thing for probably a solid 20 minutes. After that my stupid meter was full and I just couldn't with this anymore but I stuck it out and here I am, about to send this to my best friend friend with no context. Hopefully she appreciates this masterpiece.
Thanks for sharing,
~Samara

omg I can't... finish this. My eyes are watery

I wonder what that girl is going now.

God is dead

Love it 3
Love this fanfic, love the characters, love the plot, and I especially love the non-Mary-Sueness.

That parody is perfect omfg

You know, she's actually really consistent I think? And she puts in a lot of detail. I can tell that she would be a brilliant and funny author when she improves... but the issue is that she literally cannot take any criticism. That's why I don't like her or her writing. If she can learn to take advice one day, I'm sure she'd be great at writing.