Yikes! Watson is going to be scarred for life.

_ I loved it, so smutty. Wished there was actual buggering tho, but the image was nice )

If this continues, then by evening's end I shall have no choice but to spread him forcibly upon my desk and rodger him thoroughly - ... - perhaps then he will finally come to the realisation of where my true passions lie.

holmes already knows and watson is not even fooling himself.

Oh, this is magnificent! And so much funnier if you've just read the Onion article!

And I do dearly love the last line. Perfect!

It's no good, I'm going to have to classify you a comedy genius, this is the third of your stories that I've read today and I've barely stopped laughing the entire time!

-Doc

I read the article, then this- and I laughed. Hilarious!

Oh, Watson. NO ONE FEELS BAD FOR YOU! ;)

Thanks for the laugh.