I was expecting a bit more when it came you the killing. Especially with Alice's foresight. Jasper feeling power and whatever. Just to read the sadistic pleasure and disgust Alucard would have against the Cullens. Overall it was good.

This was great, but I do wish you would have had Alucard pull them apart piece by piece. Torture seems to be one of his enjoyable pass times and would have been something he would probably enjoy doing in this situation.

see that's what they get

I only read the description and I just want to say, thank god for you and this story.

HAHAHA you know i've been waiting to see those snob fags for vampires cullens family get their asses handed to them but now I can see that Cerberis already chewed it off HAHA that was AWSOME!

... having just discovered this fanbase, I thought I would post a review of this story...

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

I got a good laugh out those pansy over grown fairies being taken out by a REAL vampire, though it probably could have been longer, it was still enjoyable.

~ Ravenna

awesome wish there was more of it thou

um... not really much plot at it his but still amuzing , and a lil to fast for an pity kill. good anyway

Nice fic

Yes, yes, YES! Finally, the someone that put the Cullens in their rightful place! I was so thrilled with your quality writing, sense of humor and the very in character Alucard. The Alucard that you've recreated is the reason why fans squirm around biting themselves while reading Hellsing :). Though... As sexual as Alucard was in your delightful story...I feel it was totally directed to the undeserved Bella...! Though I know your last update for this story was quite a while ago...I do hope that if you plan to continue this, it will be in favor of Seras,heh..;)

Thank you so much for sharing!

YES! GO ALUCARD! murder those sparkly dumbasses!

That was fantastic. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for something like this. Awesome!

Damn. My old fangirl days are coming back to haunt me. Still, we really ought to introduce these rabid fangirls to a real vampire, and see how they like it. Even a Vampire Knight vampire could totally own the Cullen's asses. And hell, Alucard's the vampire of vampires, no wonder he had no trouble dealing with the fairy colony.

That was friggen AWESOME!

LMAO LOL LAWLS!

"My name is Alucard. I belong to the Hellsing organization and it's my job to clean up pansy assed, emo fairy garbage like you."

Thats my favorite line ever!

This in my favorite story now, and you have no idea how long I've wish that the Cullen's meet Alucard one day!

You described the encounter perfectly! Except for Alucard touching Bella. He should've just killed her.

But all in all it twas AMAZING!

:)