I've often wondered what this very premise would offer. I believe you have captured the likely outcome perfectly. Well done.

Brilliant and original story.

lol; nice. This was pretty funny and rather enjoyable. Only question: "slowly but swiftly"? Typo or did I not get it? Still good either way!

oops... ment to log in first. Anyway good job.

Very well done.

I'd like to see you continue with this or something similar... just that one simple action would change so much in the future between them.

Great Work