I have a simple request of more of this please, it's highly amusing

Where do you come up with these ideas?! I can see pants-less Wesker in chapter one (seriously, who doesnt want that) but speed dating Wesker rambling about how its possibly for people who are on speed? You are a comic genus

haha wesker has the same ringtone as me! :D awesome!

This is a really funny story! I love it! Hope you update soon!

Amusing! Wesker really is like that! Though I do wonder why he hates me so... is it because I managed to set his hair on fire when he came to my island? Or because HUNK was my loyal employee first? I bet it also has to do with his sister kissing me under the mistletoe at the last Umbrella Christmas Party. YES, WESKER HAS A SISTER! Alexandra Wesker is very attractive. Not as much as Alexia... who also didn't like Alexandra kissing me. She tried setting her on fire. -Sincerely, Alfred Ashford

"I might feel the need to do the castrating part myself." Stay away from Mr. T!

"… Does that make us Impalement Buddies? We should form a club." Loved it!

"For Capcom?" Jack asked confused.

I frowned. "Never say that name again."

Poor Wesker! He is really traumatized XD

LOL I love Mr.T! Wesker is good at bossing others around! Update soon! :)

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS! I dont ususally give this out, but this story (along with wesker has a way with) deserves a 10?/10.

Wesker got snubbed by Jack's little sister. I loled. Most of the time I hate original characters, but I like yours. Mostly because they're weird, funny, and not annoying. Mostly because they're not annoying. So yeah, can't wait to see the mischief they get up to on their vacation.

Great story! Can't wait for the next chapter!

I thought you were a Wesker fan girl. I bet HUNK would be hard to crack.

By the way, the T-virus was named after the wrestler. WWW chapter 3, Watermelons

Awww this update cheered me up xD

Thanks FUNK :D

*cough* hehe...yay! You included Joey! *exasperated sigh* HUNK should just go and tell her he's in love with her already. Tsk.

Gotta love Wesker xD 3

ROFL, Wesker's day has turned out to be quite eventful. I'm suprised no one tried to beat him up at the metal show for not being metal enough, or for being too pretty. Hahahaha, Krauser was hilarious (not surprised he can't do simple tasks like ironing). Anway, I'm happy you updated and keep up the good work!

Im soo happy this was updated! I do love this story and home you get a new chapter up soon!