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Do you still have plans to update this fic?
I'm really enjoying the humor so far.

Can you please make a kanon and Shannon fan fiction like as a couple? I love your story by the ways!

Oooooo you should bring in Satan I wanna see his reaction to seeing her since she killed him.

I would say you're on virtual crack!

haha, really now? then if i say it again, would you update? xD

anyways, i'm pretty sure that this is the most amusing "the talk" that i've read/watched. :D

i know you probably won't ever update this, but damn, this is pure crack! pure hilarious crack! :D

once Jessica said spin the bottle i knew at least two unlucky guys were screwed. then as the story continues it just gets better and better.

This is hillarious!

i love this story so much, please update soon~! I laughed so much I nearly DIED O_O

so many crack pairings, i love this chapter!

maybe you could make one of the uhsiromiya grandchildren have a birthday party or something like that and dress up~

it's an idea anyway...

awesome story! C:

This is so funny. I love the pranks you did...i think i want to try the butter idea out and see what happens.

Movie's Lord of the Rings (mah fave), said by Gollum or however you spell it in English :D

M, make Kanon check out every walking on two legs female :)

A great idea! Kanon really should loosen up a bit :D

As for ideas I have a few:

-Kanon a rebel - you did use it a bit in this chapter but it's not particularily extreme yet. Imagine him letting Jessica pick up some clothes for him, getting a tatoo or a completely different hairdo AND haircolor(actually why stick with just one color? :D). Other than appearance he could also ditch work and badmouth his employers.

-Rapping Kanon- yes definetely and with ample use of bad language. Alternatively - Rocker Kanon- loud guitar practice making everyone run for cover .

-Kanon the Playboy- yeah Kanon throwing pickup lines at Jessica and Shanon would be just epic. Actually the other women as well for added effect.

-Pervert Kanon- expanding on the previous idea but here you can use other characters in tandem with him- Kanon, Battler and Rudolf joining together to make a pervert trio for example (Rudolf is forever young ;) ) :D

-Prankster Kanon- not neccessarily associated with teenagers but it'd work quite well. If taken to extremes it could be Evil Kanon- bullying someone or getting aggresive(it might be tricky to make it funny though- there are plenty evil people in Umineko as it is).

That's all I have for now- hope it helps.

Lol XD

And bcs i want the cookies sicne I LOVE COOKEIS the mvoie is ... LoTR

OMG! This is so cool! I want to see how he does in the mansion after he actually wakes up XD