Lord Draco,

You should watch muggle TV. There is a story about a girl that gets hit with flaming toilet seat jettisoned from a Russian space station. That’s much worse to do to weasel before the selkies. Every grim reaper knew her as toilet seat girl. He could be toilet seat boy lmao.

Draco,

Please write more. Your humor and point of view are magical.

Sincerely,
A fellow magical being who would have chosen Slytherin

Omg lol great story! :) :) :)

Lol.

LOL! Story time with Draco Malfoy is AWESOME! He is so eloquently full of himself!

I enjoyed his 'fanfic' of crazy.

this was so perfectly brilliant I cannot even describe it's awesomeness alwfjwaiofe

A malfoy dream cum true! (crude humor alert!)

He's so conceited, he became charming.

That was fantastic! Just cracked me up as I could hear Draco's voice telling the story! ;-)

Lol. This was Amazing, it is great. Anyway i loved readin this. It twas bloody briliant

ZOMFG. :))that was hilarious! ahhhh, you have a gift dear, you do, yes you do.

easily one of my favorite malfoy one-shots. :P

p.s. you could've gone easy on weasley though; you already get the girl malfoy, what's with all the hate? :)

I've read stories where the characters read fanfics about themselves, but for them to write it? It's bloody brilliant. And it sound like what Draco would have written. Great job!

freakin fantastic.

haha. okay, so it took me a while to catch on to what was going on but once I did - I truly looveed reading it! Very creative and original!

Oh - your are so freakingly funny - that was such a hoot - I LOVED it.