I'M DYING

wtf sai tho the santa thing cracked me up

Oh my, oh my ramen! Get him away from the impressionable Kage. Damnit Sai, stop making logical fallacies of Santa Claus!

Poor, guileless Gaara...and highly misinformed (and penile-oriented) Sai.
Very funny, I haven't checked out the rest of your stories yet, but in case you haven't already...would you consider writing a whole series of Sai-interpreted events/holidays/etc.?

Mean. . .just mean. :)

Funny.

Animals are actually usually bigger in cold climates because the higher mass to surface area ratio allows them to retain heat better. Cute story nonetheless :)

I sometimes get "frighteningly logical", and recently "creepily logical," as feedback and this story made me realize why I have such an affinity for Sai. LOL!

You certainly had me curious. By this line-
"why does he feel the need to judge everyone?"
I finally figured who they were discussing. This is so witty. A classic.

I hope you do one where he explains all the other holidays!

This one's funny too! :)) From what book did Sai learned all of those trash? We need to burn it! hahaha Gaara's so gullible haha

Oh man, Sai is one of my favorite characters. Gaara really should have known not to listen to him, lol. Thanks for writing this; it was amazing! :))

this is funny and good.

I pictured Chouji and Ino during the telling of this tale...but then is Shikamaru the deer?

ROTFLMAO...awesome!

lol that was great seriously