I don't get why this ended where it did.

Lol, a little off in my calculations. Not where I thought this story was going. I kind of thought when she shot him she was about to say I see no difference and let him wake up on the floor. Great story.

Lol, I simply loved this. And he struggles to stay "calm" as she saves his life! How sad! Perfect. Brilliant!

Adorable dorkiness and snarky Zappy wit.

Awesome story! I'm so sorry if you were annoyed with all the notifications from my reviews and favorites. But even if you aren't involved with ffnet that much anymore i wanted to leave you some love for your stories. Thank you so much for sharing these. I truely enjoyed them.

I think this may be my favorite of you SSHG stories. You write one of the best Snapes I've ever read. There's so much humor here, and I love the snark in his thoughts. Kudos!

I wish you would have mentioned at the start that she was underage and Snape was a peodo... Wouldn't have had to puke in mouth otherwise...

Whelp, there she goes, fulfilling the dreams of hundreds of students and poisoning Professor Snape. Good for you, Hermione. Or maybe not, because it happened unintentionally. And POOR HARRY, I don't even want to know what he was thinking when he saw Hermione sucking on Snape's neck. And when she asked him to help her. Lmao.

This was great!

I've been reading through many of your stories, and I have to say that you are a very powerful writer. 3000 words, and I'm laughing, 3000 more and I'm in tears, 1500 and I feel like it's snowing and cold in my head, and 4000 more I'm giggling with delight. Thanks for all the stories, you're amazing.

You deserve a million of hearts and candy for this story! Love it! :D

I love this.

I was laughing so hard! She SHOT him?! ROFL! Oh my. Too funny.

I would have liked more to this. Very interesting. sweet.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Brilliant stuff :)