Hoo Rah Vance! I love it!

Oh man, I was cracking up reading those.

My favorite had to be McGee's screaming and the octopus, and the last one, against Vance. This was certainly entertaining, as is all of your fics. Great job! :D

Oh the Crack, the crack! IT BURNS! ROTLMFAO!

Let me be a dissenting vote, in that I ADORE Ziva, but in this case, it does not matter-this was hilarious! If people go to the trouble to be offended, then they shouldn't be allowed to watch NCIS-they wouldn't get half the humor anyway!

I love your writing! Thanks for such fun!

OMG! I loved this. I like Ziva as long as she's NOT being the mossad/ninja-type/secret-keeping agent or flirting with Tony. All that has been so overdone.

These were great ideas for her untimely demise. Especially the toothpick!

LOL! That was great. Thanks for killing Ziva off for me in such wonderfully creative ways and having Tony, Tim and Gibbs together...priceless.

YAY! Finally! I really do not like ziva.. so I really liked this story :P lol

LOL! If only...

Or not so tragic deaths! I have never particularly liked Ziva and certainly not this season so loved to see all the ways to kill her off. This was just perfect and the thought of Gibbs, Tony and Tim in bed, even better!

Oh great story,like you very much.

Wow. And I thought *I* hated Ziva. *goggles at fic in awe* I love it! Go toothpick! XP

You really don't like Ziva, do you? :)

Ohmygod I love this so much! You took my fantasies for Ziva's obscenely gruesome demise and made them real for me! I love you for doing this 3

Um... WHAT THE HELL? I THOUGHT VANCE WAS DYING, NOT ZIVA! Sorry. Um... grammar and sentence structure look good... I'm assuming you do not like Ziva?