I totally see Xuyherfao pronounced "sooee (the pig noises) her foe" Just for the record. Awesome story, gives me an idea for an actual character- it'd be so cool to have some crazy alien being like "WORSHIP ME! teehee" in the show and every 'hyooman' but Dib would be in love with her because he's always special in the canon. That'd make a good Valentine's day special to rival the Christmas one, too... wait a second that's not reviewing your story at all. The summarizing was great, and all the "wait, no, wrong cliche" changes let you make it so every don't for fanfiction was added. Beautiful.

Ahem!

To all flaming reviewers. GROW UP. SIT DOWN. AND SHUT UP.

Mary Sues are not right nor wrong. However, the term "Unleash your imagination" only goes so far. For instance, not all OCs are bad. However, they are ALWAYs ALWAYS ALWAYS used for self-insertion. So when you write a Mary Sue, you're saying that is how you imagine yourself in that world. And here's my opinion: Omg, what internet losers. Seriously, why do Suethors feel that they have to portray themselves like that? It's like saying you're a loser in real life. People post fanfiction so OTHERS can read. But why exactly do Suethors do it? So some poor unsuspecting victim can read and be like, "omg i liks so wurship ur mary suelolollol12# Has it ever come over them that NO ONE cares about their Mary Sue and they'll probably end up hurt at the end. So why exactly do they publicly post fanfics about them?

Some Suethors are probably like: Omg! I is so not a loser112flame382owojfroe! Well, why exactly do you make a character like that? It's like people who absolutely can't sing entering American Idol, and then making a huge fit when they don't proceed on.

Society hates Mary Sue. That's the truth. Suethors are like, "Omg no mi chara desierves mor respct." Unless you want to throw yourself into a bonfire, I suggest that Suethors NOT post their Sues on the internet. Suethors get mad after people flame them. But in truth they have brought it on to themselves.

Now for my mad opinionated article:

Mary Sue authors are basically losers in real life. They spend their time fantisizing on how it is to be with a character that doesn't exist. :D Most of them are young, stupid, idiot fangirls who think that they can amaze people with their OC. Well, have they ever thought that NOBODY CARES A CRAP. So if Suethors are reading this, get a life. Get an actual boyfriend and get out more. I hope people spit on you in real life and that you are a general nerd who sucks at life...

Beautiful. Simply beautiful. You've just addressed all of those annoying original characters that are so sweet and so perfect that they make me grind my teeth just by reading them. I give you a round of applause for creating a story that parodies all of those crummy Mary Sues that everyone writes.
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Whew! I sure glad none of *my* female characters act like that. That's probably because they never fall in love with anybody but male characters that *I* created. (Fair trade-off: Fancharacter falls in love with fancharacter.)

Lol! So true! I love parody. "She wore some kewl outfit I don't really feel like describing, but it probably involved big boots somewhere." Lol!

Yes, we all Mary Sue, but some of us have enough sense not to bore other people with our own personal fantasies.

Oh, and I agree with what Peacemaker Aqua said about Lila from Hey Arnold. I can't believe they put a Mary Sue in an actual TV show. Gosh, what an annoying character. No wonder she isn't in any of the new episodes.

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Fabulous, fabulous.

Extremely funny. And for those of you who can't take a joke, get a life PLEASE. If your writing is so close to this parody, then it deserves to be made fun of. It's crappy writers like you who are clogging up .

That said, keep writing! Improve on your style, but don't get indignant when someone points out that it is indeed, bad.

... ::turns a deep shade of crimson:: I am SO deeply embarrased... this reflects my own fancharacter. I mean, it was my first IZ fic, but... Gah! And I tried SO hard not to make her a Mary-Sue! OH, how I tried! But it seems that my pitiful attempts to make a decent fanchara are nothing more than a PITIFUL FAILURE! ::bangs head on keyboard:: dfsjkdlaasjkl;dfasdkl;jasdklruask i9tusdfj ... right...

Ugh. Uh, whee! Yay for sadistic Mary Sues!

Okay, you're funny. And correct. But YUOZ STIL A JURK JPT!111TEHNUMMERAFTERZERO! Hehe...

Always ready to read your stories, which seem to get really, really FUNY reviews.

HLT

*pokes Aqua* I wasnt yelling at you! o_0;; *points to some other people*I was yelling at these guys who like to insult and cant get their fingers off da caps button! _0 Me spwwy if I confused everyone!

:::is laughing too hard to type::: (That's a GOOD thing! XD Great parody!)

Ha! This is great, it's so TRUE! You're very sharp, and I really admire

your attitude. It's great to see someone who has the guts to say what

they think. Bravo!

I'm glad you removed that, because I didn't want anything stirred up. Thank you, JPT. And to The AllMighty Moo Cow or whatever your name is, I wasn't flaming, and I'm not a Mary Sue writer. Read my fics and my review more closely before you suddenly decide to judge me. Okay, I'm not going to start a fight so I'm leaving. ::Gets up and leaves to tend to her fics::

"This isn't a woeful plot oversight even though we sent Zim there to die and we've taken no interest in Earth whatsoever - We're your Tallests and thus nothing that we say can be stupid, just like omnipotent fanfic writers."

I'm amused - good job :)

YEAAAAA! BRAVO BRAVO! ; this chapter had even less of a plot then the first! yes, i do know that this is to make fun of all the mary sue's out there...anyways, at least i know that my fan-character wasn't too bad!

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INGENIOUS!

[bows at JPT's feet] PLEASE write more, oh wise and brilliantly sarcastic one! [offers a gift of chocolate and Zim plushes]