this is hysterical! honestly loved it

"Happy Holidays. Silver Slut!" LMAO xDD! And FINALLY some one did a Kazuya/Pauil pairing. FINALLY! *kisses sapphire on the forehead* oh and Gucchi is Gucci* 8D i accidentally sat on a pair of my Gucci shades...T.T i are sad... but great ficlet!

Oh my gosh that was fucking hilarious man. I loved Bryan's present oh and Kazuya's reaction was priceless rotfl. I am definetly favoriting this.

LMFAO this was hilarious! I can only imagine what was inside Hwo's gift. This was riddled with so many epically hilarious lines! :)) I especially love these:

"Lee, what the fuck is this?" Feng inquired, catching a glance at the message on the tag, "What does he mean by 'Kill yourself now while you still have the chance, because if I catch you fooling-around with Hwoarang again, I'll blow your brains out myself.'?"

"Alright, even I'm confused..." Lee admitted, glancing at Feng out of the corner of his eye, "I mean, Kazuya usually gets me something lavishly expensive, but this? Damn, he must really be angry at me.

"Then, a recording of Kazuya's voice began to play, which stated: "This image is now being wired to me, Chaolan. I will find out once and for all who you are fucking for Christmas. Then I'll kill them. Happy Holidays, you Silver Slut!"

God, this was hilariously brilliant. :))

Hee, I remember this! Thank you so much. I’m typing this out as I read, so there will be a lot of comments coming. I hope you don’t mind my rambling.

Also, I’m usually pretty intelligent-sounding irl, but when I read stuff like this, I get all fangirly and start saying things are win and hawt and sweet yaoi.

I swear, sometimes I think entering the Iron Fist is like signing-up to participate in a swinger’s party. lol! Seriously, it seems that way sometimes.

Well, so many hot characters that go so nicely together…

Feng grinned like Grinch. He was so getting laid tonight. Ho-ho, this makes me grin. Feng is just as perverted as Lee. *steeples fingers* Purfect.

“Oh yes, him,” Feng remarked, sitting down next to the Silver Devil. “The guy with the horrid shade of red hair who cusses all the time. I can tell Feng just loves Hwoarang. He complains about him now, but he wouldn’t like Hwo as much if he didn’t dye his hair and spoke all proper and polite. (It wouldn’t be the Hwo we all know and love.)

“I don’t see anything,” Feng stated, redirecting his attention back to Lee. “Hey, where’d the vibrating present go?” IN HIS PANTS!

*ahem* I was lolling very hard at this. Partially because Lee tried to distract Feng with a wall, partially because Feng WAS distracted by the wall XD

Holy shit, Lee’s explanation for why Lei would send him fuzzy handcuffs has me lolling as well. He’s mocking him :P

Chi-chi-chi-chia!

Alright, I’m thoroughly enjoying seeing all the perversity being thrown Lee’s way. I adore that man for that. Just, I don’t know. He’s like a kindred spirit or something

“That’s great,” Feng applauded, “I’m going to have to get to know this Bryan Fury guy...” win. I smell some bffs brewing.

“Right, you and I are justified,” Feng stated with certainty. “We’re not crazy. In fact, you and I are probably two of the sanest people in the world.” I love seeing them try to justify their murdering ways. Sure, they’ve killed, but it wasn’t random or an accident, so it’s alright!

Jin’s present wins. Just, wins. Jin is jealous of his uncle messing with his other boyfriend. Why not make it a threesome? *shrugs innocently* Hey, it makes sense.

Kaz Phoenix win. Their conversation is awesome.

Tee hee, I loved the part where Lee opened Steve's present - his was the funniest. And the part with Kazzy and Paul talking about Lei being a 'Chinese trick'. And yeah, he is. XD