. . . . ?

Random much? :L

My favourite line has got to to "SOMEBODY SHIT IN THE WATERHOLE!"

I was like what the actual fuck? :D

I'm going to add some more lines that I liked.

14. Al shook his head. "Great, now I have guilt!"

Potato Head jumped up and down. "Hey look, everybody! Al Gore has guilt!"

15. "Hold on to my legs!" Stoney called out as half of him jumped and the other half were held by the other toys. He landed on the ramp and held out one hand. "Hardon, give me your hand!"

Hardon stared at him. "ARE YOU CRAZY! IT TOOK YOU SEVEN HOURS TO CATCH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FROM ONE HOUSE TO THE NEXT! YOU WANT ME TO GRAB YOUR HAND IN THIS RIDICULOUS SPEED!"

16. Meanwhile, inside Andy's car, the family was listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers covering "Hakuna Mutata". The baby looked in a rearview mirror and saw the toys riding to some sort of certain death. Laughing as it got out of its seat; it opened the door and, with the car still moving, jumped out to greet them.

After getting run over by fifteen cars, the baby was dead.

17. Hardon realized something. "Wait a minute! I just lit a rocket. And if I just lit a rocket and it is attached to you. And Ally McBeal could've still been on the air… that means rockets explode!"

18. Al cried while smoking pot. "Oh, where could he... HOLY SHIT! Those clouds look amazing!"

19. "Extremely dangerous! Keep out of reach of Richard Simmons."

Hardon looked across from his crate to see a hiding, but dancing, Richard Simmons doll, who heard this, turned sad, and walked away with his head down, with the song How Could This Happen To Me blasting in his head.

20. Hardon threw the Christmas lights to Andy's house. "Here, catch this!"

SEVEN HOURS LATER

"I caught the lights!" Stoney yelled as the other toys woke up from their sleep.

Hardon sighed. "FINALLY! After seven hours, the stoner learns to catch. Now, tie it around something! Oh, another question. Say, you know someone who watched the Chevy Chase Show and they start acting like they're John Leguizamo, how do you change them back to themselves?"

Let's see...what are my favorite lines from this parody?

1. "So if you don't have a toy partner, get one! OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL SHOOT ALL OF YOU RIGHT NOW!"

2. Stoney tells them. "Hey, there's a nice big and tall one over there." But the present is absolutely tiny.

3. As he finished saying this, Hardon comes in front of Butt. "Hello?"

Butt, surprised, gets out a pistol from his pocket and aims it at Hardon. "Hold it!"

Hardon screams as Butt shoots him in the face and Hardon goes down. After a few seconds of silence, Butt goes back to talking to his arm.

"Like I said, there is no INTELLIGENT life anywhere."

4. Al looks a red button on Butt's suit. "Say, what's that button do?"

Butt smiles. "I'll show you."

He presses the red button and it says the following words. "WHAT THE FU-"

The room explodes. There is fire everywhere and a shadowy figure comes in front of the toys.

"Hello." It said. "I AM SATAN!"

Suddenly, the room went back to normal, no damage done.

5. "Well," Hardon stares at Butt. "Say that you can't."

Butt chuckled and, without warning, kicks Hardon between the legs. Hardon winces and holds his crotch, as he falls face down on the bed. Butt kicks him and says, "Can."

6. While Hardon is crying a river, Butt talks into his cell phone he picked up from a random car. "This is Butt Lightbeer. We have been left behind like a gay guy in China Town. We will start the destruction of Earth and its whiny bitches in exactly one minute."

7. "You are a sad strange little boy. You have my word. Farewell." And with that, Butt gives Hardon the finger before walking away.

8. In the distance, his mother called him. "Sid, your Pop Tarts are on fire!"

9. "YEEHAW! COME ON, EVERYBODY! WE'RE GOING TO DRINK WHILE COREY HAIM IS STILL DEAD!"

10. He made to the staircase and looked through the railing. He saw an open window on a high wall. He saw a bird flying and crapping in the air, along with the words of an outraged grown man saying, "OH MY GOD! IT'S IN MY MOUTH!"

11. Butt didn't care. "I WASSSSSS about to SSSSSaveve the HOLE galaxy! And then, SUDDENLY! I SAW Dumb and DUMBERERER! Horrible movie." He then looked at his empty tea cup. "What da Hell dooo they put IN THIS CRACK!"

12. Hardon helped Butt from the table but not before Butt shouted, "DON'T YOU GET IT! YOU SEE THE HAT? I AM MRS. NES…I MEAN, MRS. HORRIBLE!" And Butt laughed his ass off.

13. Sid's exploded; he threw Hardon in the air and ran back into the house. Well, it wasn't his house. He was so terrified he ran into his neighbors' house.

"HEY!" someone from next door yelled. "WHAT THE F!"

Sid screamed. "THERE ARE THESE TOYS! AND THEY COME ALIVE! AND…" Sid didn't finish that sentence. There were gunshots heard from next door.

Hahaha! XD

Oh wait, it was that Kanye West doll that said it from the previous chapter about The Hurt Locker. Anyway, I agree that his movie or Up would have won best picture.

Sid is absolutely right! The Hurt Locker shouldn't have won best picture! And I really like it when you called that movie garbage. To be honest, I actually hate The Hurt Locker. Everyone knows the movie Up should have won best picture.

*laughs hysterically*

OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SO LIKE IT WHEN YOU MADE THE PARODY OF BO BEEP, AND MADE HER HO PEEP! AND ANDY'S BABY BROTHER PUTS POTATO HEAD IN HIS ASS! *laughs* I SO LOVE THIS! YOU SHOULD DO A SEQUEL AND CALL IT, THE OTHER STORY 2! 10/10 XD

Suddenly, the car went up a steep hill, prompting a huge treasure chest to slide towards Hardon. Hardon screamed as the chest flew right near him.

Hardon sighed with relief just as the chest opened and it was filled with guns that flew right towards Hardon. They all shot themselves to Hardon.

"Now I know how Selena felt." Hardon thought

XD !

"This Is Butt Lightbeer, We have been stranded like a gay guy in China town. We Will start the destruction of earth and its whiny bitches in exactly one minute."

ROFLMAO! YOU ARE AWESOMENESS!

and your Fillmore fics are too :P

LOL at the end!

HIYA

whoops, left caps lock on there...

i am loving it as per usual, all your stories crack me up, and if i could i would review every single chapter of every single story you write.

the only thing stopping me is the notion i get that i'm borderlining on stalker-y behaviour

so, yeah! gonna stop it with the over-excessiveness, and let you get back to living without the fear that a mentally not-all-there 15 year year old girl is watching you behind your back...DON'T TURN AROUND! I'm not really there.

Please excuse my warped sense of humor, it is a family trait and i am sure you are feeling a little creeped out...

byes!

Kaylee

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P.S. seriously, loving your fics, they're so funny!

Joy. a good parody amongst all the rest.

GAH Sid!

I knew that sick kid did more than what was in the movie...

Perfection

another amazing chapter!

Nice!