These are funny, my favorite is probably Foaly’s list.

These are pretty witty! I am an Artemis Fowl fanatic, and I stalk him like I stalk Asa Butterfield. (That means spending, like, two hours a day following him.) My friend hates Artemis Fowl, so we banter back and forth. Please come up with ten ways to annoy my friend!
Here are a few more ways to annoy
11. Say that pi is 3.16 and if he doesn't know it, he's stupid
12 follow him around shouting "four!"
13 set him up for a blind date with Holly
14 ask him if he wants to see the kids menu
15 ask him how many girls he's kidnapped

To bad. I wish you could do Beckett or Myles or Mrs or . I love your story's. Also ask her how she is related to Domovoi Butler when she is so weak. Don't ask her to prove she's not though!

Also tell him Holly would much rather date Artemis and in fact there dates was only part of a mission or so she could get a raise x).

I know this is cruel but give him a bath and at night shave his beard. FYI be prepared to I know this ones for Holly. It would be better if you get Artemis and Mulch in on it but tell Holly Mulch and Artemis are teaming up and are robbing banks and blah blah blah.

You could also send her a empty box of chocolate truffles singed with Artemis signature. (If you can't get his signature, forge it the best you can).

I have not a clue how you would do this... Unless you were friends with Holly and got à gun which could make him pass out then its possible: steal ALL his weapons and replace them with dollar store fake weapons and put them in his pockets and everywhere else. Just remember leave no evidence because he's Butler!

I loved it, strange I find Foalys one of my favorite characters to. I know this is for Holly but, tell her Commander Roots death was all her fault. And for Foaly tell him Opal is way smarter than him and if he was that smart than mabye he'd be an appreciated genius. See what he says to that x)

She doesn't like Paris Hilton? Also tell her you like Artemis right in front of her. BTW try to avoid getting punched in the face.

Yeah only do that to Juliet if you have a death wish... It still hurts!

Heh heh, uh her little brother is like a teenager in the end sooo... I may or may not have made out with him... BYE MINERVA PARWHATSO!

Um flamethrower duh! Why is there any other option?! I guess for the normal people... NOT ME!

I believe that Juliet Butler was given the blue diamond tattoo, she just didn't get it at the same age as her brother.

Everybody could tell that Juliet really wanted that tattoo so I think that she would have not just given up.

Also, if you told her all this stuff, I think that she would either play around with you and laugh and stuff or mock get unhappy. Sorry, I'm not playing favorites. Good story.

~Silent Huntress~

I think that it's Minerva Paradizo and Billy Kong.

Nice fanfic. Juliet Butler a.k.a. The Jade Princess is my favorite.

~Silent Huntress~

The nutcase who though demons killed his brother is Billy Kong. Actually Jonah Lee.