I definitely don't feel sorry for Magneto. )

And Gambit, I'm pretty sure Wolverine could use the little tidbit on how Sabertooth is afraid of cow udders; I'm also pretty sure he'd pay VERY handsomely for such info. Hint, hint. )

Excellent one shot, Cold Fusion. )

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS. XD. I love your stories1 they're some of the only ones that make me laugh.

I liked it. Pyro and Gambit were so priceless!

LMFAO literally

Hahahahaha! love it! Hugs Pyro. ' pyro' who are you! 'me' i don't care i love u!' i give him a giant lighter , he smiles

and says Hug away! i hug him!

All I have to say is... ! (and more)

LOL! Bumper cars? Brilliant! The rest was great too.

Loved Sabertooth and the 'udders'. Sneaky Remy, he's

so evil. Great story.

3 hearted. :P

Hilarious story!

So-funny! I love them so much! Though, at poor Mags's expense. Oh well! It's still great, and it's not like he matters much! _

Magneto, you live with Pyro. There's no such thing as a peaceful day when it's just him by himself!

awesome story!

This is so hilarious! Love Magneto torture! Great job! Keep those one shots coming!

“UDDERS! UDDERS! EVIL UDDERS!”

*laughs uncontrollably*

Who would have thought Sabretooth was so afraid of udders? That was was hilarious! Absolutely loved it!