thank you so much for sharing this AMAZINGLY AWESOME ! story for us ;D

Nanna is hilarious... I love all these characters so much... Like all your stories i wish it didn't end.

When edward, very pleased with himself,said "edward 1 bella 396" i cracked up laughing

Please could you help me out here? I'm struggling with a few things. How old are they all? Are alice and Jasper married or not because at one point after the police arrived emmett thought jasper wasn't allowed to date his sister anymore... But at another point edward calls alice jasper's wife... So confused. Also if they're no longer in high-school why are they all having family meals with their parents. My final confusion is with bella's parents. I'm sure at one point you said Charlie was bella's step father... But does that make heidi her mum? Where's renee? So much confusion... Am i being really stupid and just not understanding?

I can’t stop laughing. Honestly who else thinks that the second Bella and Edward have sex and get married, mini angels Bella and Edward will outdirty the devils.

I’m surprised there weren’t any mini devil and angel Bella’s around. Though if there were, I doubt the mini Edward’s would ever go back to regular sized Edward’s shoulders ever again.

I so needed brain bleach because of the Charlie scene, and Emmett has pissed me off, pranks are one thing, but almost getting Bree fired is something else. I hope Rosalie denies him sex for a year. The mini Edward’s are just gold.

You should really do a story on just the mini Edward’s, they are a riot!

Oh damn, this is too funny!

Well, maybe Edward wouldn't be jealous all the time if Bella didn't do everything she could to make him jealous in the first place. It's kinda annoying how everytime Edward is the one to take the full blame and got physical abuse from her when she is at least as responsible for the situation than he is.

This story is pretty childish. Bella is a billionnaire, a genius, a former movie star, she works for the FBI etc... Does she have superpower too ? Or maybe she is the secret daughter of the queen of england ? And her interactions with Edward, ugh... He is so pathetic...
That's just ridiculous, you should have put "parody" as a tag because no one can take this story seriously.

Awww

Aww I truly loved this

OH MY GOD love this. The bits with the angel and devil are hilarious.

Why does Edward always have to be the tool, or the one to hurt her, or be jealous of her? Can't she be jealous for once. Your making this Edward like he's a 12 year old. I can't read another chapter of him apologizing. :-(