I read this story back when you first published it, and by some grievous error forgot to fav it. But for the past half a decade I have remembered it. So now that I found it again, I guess I have no choice but to read my way through everything else you have ever published. :)

Ohmygosh. Have my children.

BTW I'm a veggie-tarian, so I found this extra funny. VEGGIES RULE!

~LWD~