“Recalcitrant peristalsis “! dies laughing

But Lucius would know that split infinitives are mere bugbears invented by a Latinophile Victorian. In Latin, it’s impossible to split an infinitive, as the “to” is included in the verb form, and Mr. Idiot Victorian thought to apply this rule to English as well. So go forth and split infinitives with impunity!

This is not only screamingly funny but perfectly grammatical, so far at least. You are an amazing writer and I am so glad to have discovered you. Lumione is by far my favorite ship and you write it brilliantly. Thank you for the great read.

Lovely.

Lucius does not stand a chance and Draco can get away with not producing an heir. lol

LOL What happened to Hermione's ability to articulate?

You have to love Ginny.

LOL What a load of over reactions.

I just love this. Its a shame about Hermione's mother being scared of magic but then one cannot really blame her.

I love Ginny in this story, she is so very snarky and supportive. a strong female character, love her.

Amazing, as always!

It is definitely a fun ride. Thank you for writing it!

Cute little story x Some interesting twists.

Good fun, this. Plenty of scheming, an intelligent Hermione (instead of the bumbling, loud-mouthed fool of some fanfics), and a great denouement.

this is cute as f. A very sweet and naughty Lumione.

#friendshipgoals