Lol. This was great! I just know sooner or later they will get just a little too curious. ;) Fantastically written!

Amusing. Very.

I think this is my favorite line: "'There is no way in hell I'm ever going to do something that crazy.'" I just love how the Joker thinks helping the police is crazy and not anything else.

Anyway, well done!

~N#

Hmm, I wonder who really is a better kisser... They really should prove it. ;D Great job!

Ha, this is very good, hope you have a round two in mind!