Oh my god. This is hilarious. HILARIOUS! My family was looking at me like I was crazy, I was laughing so hard!
Waking up with a lobster to the face... Wow. That's evil! Pure evil! Although, the lobsters in the shower? Genius!

You know, considering the whole arc, I believe this period is one of the lightest. Meaning there's more light in there shining freely. I read 'Time' the first time straight after ONOW and it very nearly brought me to tears. They say we wouldn't know true companionship before we part, but this doesn't make it any easier.

I admire your writing. You find poetry in the most trivial moments and give everyday life the status of fine art. I know of no one else who can do it so easily. Thank you for sharing.

Anna