This whole story is excellent! Smart as they both are, I never put House and Jarod together in my mind before.
Re. The final "squick", it just left me wondering whether I could eat part of a food-sculpture "corpse" or if the mental associations would spoil it.

Loved it!

Fun story!

Such an odd idea for the crossover, yet it works so well.

Hi just read your story it was good. House is Jarod uncle didn't see that one coming.

This story is great! :-)

Not as familiar with the Pretender as I probably should be. This was delightful. I like House, although I've gone off it for the nonce. Thanks for sharing.

loved the tofu body food great story having laugh that hard in awhile

And one last prank :)

That certainly fits the Jarod humor I remember from the series. Nicely done.

Huh. Risky visit, Jarods!

And this is the end, but there is another chapter to explore. Interesting.

Go Junior! Wilson is being his usual, practical self.

I wonder who the other orders are credited to.

Oie, House!

Meanwhile, go Cuddy! Nice to see you thought of the Wilson problem.

Bah. House is safe. His mind is focused on one thing, not many.

The Jarods are messed up... Moreso than House.

Interesting. The gaps are getting more natural, it seems.