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you always walk on a MAP and can't even get through a forest when the map IS OF THE FOREST
for some reason you wonder what (young) Layna was doing when she was in drazil.. and shes totally okay with you killing her father (Median / Geshtahl)
youre always blamed for what Gig says to people he hates

1) if you get no options when everyone else does, its a bad sign

2) mages really suck ass with personality

3) clerics who seem practically mute have lots of friends

ummmmm can i add more contributions to this if yes here's mines

1. You can conquer half of the known world in a year

2. the most valid reason to destroy the world "its fun"

3. people around you can go completely insane in less than a minute

"It's a lot more fun to destroy the world than saving it."

i agree!

Hehe I rlly enjoyed this. Here's some from me:

-A jerk of a god of death can suggest the expression bff with a straight tone you wonder if he really understands what it means at all.

-Some people can mask shyness by being a jerk, ask Gig.

-Someone's tone of voice can change completely by the sight of food, ask Gig, again.

-Trust Odie to summon enemies when they're the last thing you need.

-Dreams can be a glimpse of the future...and the past.

-Don't worry about making a bad choice, you can always do over.

If you go to the dark side, you can kill angels, massacre innocent by-standards, and fly in the air like a certain super hero.

If there is a man with an "H" plastered on his forehead, look out, tentacles are sure to be following him.

You can have sex with a cow and it would perfectly normal and accepted.

Archers positively HATE mages and will go out of their way to slaughter them first. Don't mess with archers when you're Odie, Dio, or any other magic user.

Sky Hero is a complete and utter dick; he won't accept Decor because he's a snobby jerk. So, remember, when you see a man atop a Gryphos, don't offer him jack shit. :(

Cross dressing is perfectly okay.

World Eaters want love, too, in fact, they just want to eat you all up...quite literally.

Nothing lives against Psycho Burgundy. Nothing.

This game condones massacring pedophiles. Automatic win.

You can learn good farming techniques from hot pod farmers.

"Old ladies" are rather scary. They will beat you down.

When you're evil, everyone around you loses their minds.

Galahad would make a great salesman.

That's all I can think of, right now. :D

Pure epic I laughed so much! -favouits-

If you still want to add some

Swords can become scyths

And giving up to evil is always more fun

Sometimes people who have known you your whole life still don't know your name

Also...

Always take the glowing evil looking blade expeshally when theres no other choice

Who needs armor when you has BOOBS?

The mean and egocentric guys are the ones that need more love.

People don't remember your name. Seriously.

The world eater is superman.

xD

You are always getting stalked by some sad excuse for a mage, his two dogs, and a hilbilly

It's pretty sad when the only one who actually see's how your doing ends up being one of the most evil characters

Some siblings in this game look nothing alike

A bandit leader has about three different names and is from more than one place

Watching your brother plot evil plans is actually pretty entertaining...except when he eats your soul...

No one remembers your name

The god of Death doesn't actually do anything

No one actually knows what a hotpod is

Your used to worry about your little sister all the time but now that your in a new world...she's at the bottom of your list

People can be cows...litterally

There's only one reason the Nerieds keep that boy around

Food can be used as a weapon

You never get an answer from World Eaters

Some gods tend to be suicidal

You never know how old a god or a World Eater can be. It's pretty much a mystery

Nice.

Okay,, Let me think of some.

The god of death yearns for a best friend for forever so he named his empire BFF.

Rules created by a smug ass shit and a whore always lead to disorder.

Dont just stare and enjoy while your enemy is taking up some serious steroids(eating souls). Since in the end, your ass gets totally pwned.

If your soulmate was god. You can totally own the world.

Lol, so true xD

Hm... Lemme see...

A goofy-looking, idiot characters are always ended as the antagonist

You found out that your dead still alive after 200 years had been buried 6 meters underground, but you didn't freak out (Real Layna and Media, really, why did she doesn't freak out when his beloved Daddy still walking on the earth? O_o)

A beautiful-looking priestess is a REVERSE TRAP

You didn't passed out after digging the ground from afternoon till nearly night with bare hand

I dunno anymore xP , well, keep updating!

Ok all of the above are totally true!

I wish in the game you could kill Danette. Even my friend said the same thing lols

Also,

Bewhere of goofy moronic punching bag. Knowing me I'd still not care XD

Gotta ask, is this leading up to a story or is it just for fun? Either way its entaining