ASDAGSJFJKEJBXJDJ THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!
Also, kudos for publishing this on my 9th birthday

Hahaha. I can imagine neji and hinata's faces.

LMAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

LOL. I don't remember my parents giving me the talk. (Did i escape an unfortunate event? LOL) I have a comment about using Chichi or Chichiue though. If I was Hinata, I could still use Chichiue when addressing my father (Hiashi). I think that's how Hanabi addresses their father anyway. But Hinata uses otou-sama if I remembered it correctly. Suffice to say, the Hyuuga are damn well too formal in their manner of speaking. Anyways, I've heard different anime characters addressing their fathers "Chichiue", most especially in feudal era or medieval english settings and their fathers are either kings, emperors, daimyos, clan heads or holds top leadership positions when in modern times settings.

...Hiashi is an evil genius!

Oh my goodness! I had to hold my laugher in, because I was reading this story at 3:30am in the morning and I didn't want to wake my family up. This story was brilliantly hilarious! Thank you for bringing me such happiness! I haven't smiled like that in a good long while, and I found that only a well written humor fics does it, like yours did. Thank you again.

This is gold! I swear I am crying for laughing too hard! And I've already read this twice!

If I was in Naruto, I would probably have the curiosity of reading Icha Icha and finding out that way. But this...this seems worse. The part with Hiashi's brother was great, too.

Haha, this is priceless. Hilarious! Thanks for writing.

Omg... Hiashi WTF... Hahaha...

hahaha, hilarious.

Omg! I read this with mouth wash in my mouth! Omg lmao! hiashi thats so bad! Omg great story!

That was fantastically hilarious! I was laughing throughout the whole thing! You're a great writer!

hahahahaha poor neji

This was... Hilarious! XD