Oh, this is awesome. Informative for those new to the awesome-ness that is Star Trek and entertaining for those that already know it. You forgot to put in what Plok tow was, though.

At first it was funny then I got to the end and all I could think was being the only emotional person on the planet must suck...

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

You got me there :D *clutches sides*

This is hilarious!

lol! love it!

:)

Good one

Wow! This was very funny! I learned something too! Fantastic job, this was hilarious! Poor Spock...

XD

I now know why they don't talk about Pon Farr it's not just that it's embarressing. They do this to their kids and it's scars them for life to the point the kid say, "Never again."
And keeps silent about it.

Oh. My. Gawd. I CANNOT COMPUTE WITH HOW GREAT THIS IS. THE LAST LINE. AND SAREK DIRECTING HIS ATTENTION ELSEWHERE. AND- AND- GHHHHHHHH please don't stop writing things like this. Ever.

HAHA SO THIS IS THE PON FARR PAMPHLET SAREK GAVE HIM ooooohhhhhh poor Spock

I can so see this happening. The last line, Spock's terror, is brilliant.

I'm laughing soooo much right now.
You're an incredible writer.

I think I almos ruptured a lung trying not to laugh reading this!
There actually is a pamphlet!

my parents did something similar to me, believe me it was just as awkward

ahaha

Sweet Baby Jesus, no wonder they're all so freaked out about Pon Farr... Poor Spock, he's traumatized for life... at least until he and Jim meet, then it'lll be all better ;)