Hahaha! Oh, that had me laughing my butt off! Clever punch line, nicely done.

Nice...those alternate meanings can be a doozy ;)

Made me chuckle. I love all things Mal and Zoe.

Two fancy parties he's been to that ended up not being very fun... I think I can understand where he's coming from. Probably the only thing worse than a sixteen year old birthday party for him would be a bachelorette party.

*Wince* Just hope he doesn't deck any of the girls.