Xiaoyu Ling:Hey, Kaede(Elfen Lied), Macne Baby is wearing one of the diapers.

Kaede:So?

Zakuro(Nine year old angel):So, if she goes number two, where does it go?

Kanae(also from Elfen Lied):Ugh.(cringes)

Kaede:Hmm. Humans are disgusting as infants.

Xiaoyu:Okay, you. Check for poop.

Kaede:Hey, why am I the poop checker?

Xiaoyu:Because returning the baby greenhead was YOUR idea!

Zakuro:Because you've got pink hair and are strong.

Xiaoyu and Zakuro:And because we'll rip your horns off if you don't.

Kaede:Why else?

Xiaoyu and Zakuro:NOW, KAEDE!

Chowa Colette Eiburi, Shion Sonozaki and Lucy Nyu are looking after baby Hana-Chan, who is crying her ass off.

Chowa:(irritated, whines)You gotta make it stop! I can't take it anymore!

Lucy:(has knives embedded in her ears)I've killed things that never complained as much.

Shion:(holds Hana)She won't stop squirming!

Lucy:(removes the knives from her ears)You're holding it wrong!

Chowa:Watch her head!

Lucy:(angry)Just put her down!

Shion:(annoyed, mocks Lucy and Chowa)Jesus. Pick her up, put her down.(mocks more)(places Hana on the stump of the tree)

This was a really great story! I *love* that movie.

It was cool seeing everyone's reactions-especially to bits they weren't aware of before!
You portrayed the friendship between Manny, Diego and Sid really well. And the twins were definitely very in-character! ;P

Awwwwww
I love this story SO much

Loved this! Thanks for writing it.

Reading this reminded me so much of watching the movie, both the hysterically funny moments and the emotional and happy moments! You did great with this story! You should do Ice Age 2 next time!

This was really well written and I loved that you used the actual dialogue from the film. Great story :)

I cant believe what a badass Diego was in the first film.

This is by far the most amazing, sweetest story I've ever read. It made me smile so many times my face hurts. And now I want to watch Ice Age again. The guys are so cute with their different personalities and all...
Congrats on your story!

i love this story!

this is sucha good story even i spend most of the night reading it, it should be an actural epsiode in a tv series, it got good imagtion and punctualty. go on with your storytelling carrer or with your own social life.

Thanks so much for posting this! I've been trying to find, the original movie online forever, and when I finally did it wasn't in English! I love how you kept the story accurate while also adding your own awesome scenes. Manny, Sid, and Diego's reflections on what happened were sweet, as were Crash, Eddie, and Ellie's comments. Thanks again for posting this!

Wow. I LOVE it when Zeke says, "A MAMMOTH!?" like that. Soooo cute!

LOVED IT!

Zeke must be out of his mind! lol