XD great story ! Your House is realistic, but i think sometimes he really has no chance lol

I love little fics like this that are for pure fun just based on House dealing with the stupidity of most of the human race. Nice job with the dialog, very "House"...

As soon as i read 'pills' and 'rectal suppository', I laughed and knew where this was going. Totally plausible because people really are that dumb!

haaha swallowing rectal pills! and great job write more!

Wonderful writing! The patient is hilarious. Please continue!

Okay, in all seriousness, I've actually had this question asked in the pharmacy where I work. We had a patient call in and want to know how to take his suppositories, saying that they were awfully large to swallow. I've also known pharmacists who insist upon putting on the rx label this phrase: Unwrap suppository and insert rectally twice daily...

It's the unwrap portion of the statement that never fails to amuse. I figure if you're dumb enough to shove a metal foil wrapped suppository up your butt, then you deserved to feel some discomfort. But I'm just mean like that... ;)

Great story, and I love House's closing verbal volley to the moron. ;)

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Ha!

This was absolutely brilliant, darling - a lovely surprise before I go to sleep for the night. :) Very, very funny and so quotable that I didn't even bother trying. You really have House's character down well - he's absolutely perfect.

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. As ever. Stop being so insecure. -smack-

Thanks for posting and please do so again soon!

Cheers.

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Love always,

Zay-la