I agree with you. I love the Twilight series but I hated how the lore ended up to be. The romance was beautiful but I still didn't agree with how the myths happened in the story. I love how Integra and Alucard interacted in this fic and it was so cute! And sometimes, I tended to be like them when I watched the movies. LOL.

I Like Hellsing Ultimate And Hellsing And Dracula Untold Becuse They Are REALLY VAMPIRES! Not Those Namby Pamby SUPER GAY ASSHOLES!(From Twilight) :( :( And I Agree With You About Alucard He Could Totally Kick There ASSS!:) And I Love This Fanfic Cuse This Could Happen If Alucard Was Real:) And It's Ok If You Are A Twilight Fan I'm Just Ranting About It Cuse It's SOO STUPID!:( :( :(

I'll admit, some of the characters from Twilight aren't all that bad...but I prefer the witness vampires like Garett and Kate to the Cullens save for Emmett (whose backstory I wish the book could have told me instead of Wikipedia) and Jasper, but I am a little bit surprised that Alucard doesn't get angry when the Volturi wiped out the Romanian clan save for two, creative licensing or not. This is a pretty cool fanfic, it's not everyday a reader gets to see someone like Sir Integra geek out.

no alucard its one of i respected and worship you alucard way before i discoverd hellsing i read and studied averything about you. i even did an oral report on vlad tepes once for school .why man WHY!

oh no the virus is spredding. quick get biohazard suits!

0_o Wow... Great story... But wow. W

Personally I love Team Alice just because I like fucking with the fans. They crack me up. I can totally see Seras liking twilight, but Integra? ... no. Although the ending bits were class pieces. ;)

Finally, a twilight fan that can make fun of twilight too! I also have a love/hate relationship with twilight. I hated the movies. I had to laugh at some of the antics and I found this to be an interesting cracky story. I have friends who would fillet me alive for admitting to hating the movies or for even making such fun of twilight. Anyway, just wanted to write that you are not alone in a love/hate relationship with Twilight, and that this story was funny and awesome!

I loved the fic. I'm not much of a Twilight fan, in fact I hate the series. But I absolutely love this fic. Its well written and hilarious.

Aside from the main cast of Hellsing being COMPLETELY out of character (though I like Anderson was the only sane one there) it was a ripsnorting good read and an excelant PSA against sparkly faeries who pretend to be vampires.

I am all for 'Team Jareth', as another commentator stated. I've read all the Twilight saga since a best friend of mine is a fanatic, but it was soooooo painful! It was a joke in the sense that when a new power enemy arose, then veggie vampires responded with new cooler super moves. It was so lame. Besides their supernatural powers the characters were losers, there was nothing remotely interesting about them. And Bella... man... what a loser... clinging to one guy or another... and the guys fighting for her like crazy as if she was hot and funny (she wasn't).

I wouldnt be surprised if killer pixies were introduced to the story, and flying super speeding pigs.

Forget Edward... I can stand Jacob, at least... However, I still say 'Team Jareth'. Because only goblin kings should sparkle.

(It's actually a demotivational poster. Best Team I ever did see!)

Oh yea, forgot to add :P.

I have no grudge against any fan of Twilight. I just scoff at the massive fandom and the insane fangirls... (Those who obsess over pairings)

NO! Dammit we've lost them! Seras, Alucard, Integra, all gone... DAMN!

LOL XD. Seriously, I liked the story. The words "Twilight" and "Hellsing" put together got my attention .

I wonder what makes Twilight so popular...

I mean I scoff at it cuz of the load of fangirls (40 Year Old women included) it gets... But that comes from a guy who hasn't read it yet.

So I think I'll give Twilight a shot, to see just what it's about...

I'm sorry, but I really, really hate twilight. I thought that Stephanie Meyer's sorry attempts at prose where puke worthy and the cliche' typicality of a wannabe preteen S&M Romeo and Juliet love story made me want ot shank a bitch. I wish Alucard would kill Stephanie Meyer before she decides to pervert any other mythological creatures.