Thank you for killing Alice!

This chapter was very funny (as is the whole fic), especially Wesker sleeping with his sunglasses on.

I have to admit, this is the first chapter I didn't really like. Previously the fic had been very funny despite the OOCness (which I assume was deliberate for comic effect) and there were still enough traits the characters had in common, so they were parodies but still very recognisable. I have to admit that it's partly just that I find the idea of unzipping someone's trousers while they're unconscious too creepy to be funny. And also I find the idea of homophobic!Wesker kind of weird since I find it hard enough to imagine him being straight. I don't know, something about this chapter didn't work for me.

Wesker's left testicle

I'm going to have to request that image that hurt Julie so much. I want to. see it

What Happened On Halloween

"Pesticide does not work on mountain lions"
All of these tips suggest that Nikki and Julie have experienced these before. And, that's very nice

This suggests that Nikki and Wesker eventually did the deed

Hey can I get the corpse? I want to juice her

The fact that they don't respond negatively to statements about mutations and zombies but get very upset when you tell them they suck gives me a giggly feeling like when I drink bleach at 2 in the morning

What a magnificently smooth way to force someone ooc

This fucking story is a gift from God

It's so painfully great

So funny it's so hilarious I read the whole thing twice! )

Da Fawq Y U Kill Alice and
gO to sleEp