My God. It's been a DECADE since this book has been updated.

When i saw the time you last updated i actually screamed in dismay.

"Ah, I am evil, am I not? You shall have to wait, dear reader, for the next chapter, which shall come soon enough."
Ain't you evil, indeed?
Can we readers hope you'll eventually start writing again? XD
Cause I laughed my share reading the beginning, I would have liked it to continue...
So pleaaase update!

THE WHOLE BOOK IS SO GOOD! (And funny! i havent laffed so mutch since my freind olivia started pretending to be twilight charecters dancing to im sexy and i know it and gangnam did realy funny she did it onthe the table flipped over and the computer fell she thought that edward said...
sorry cant tell ya she will murder me if i do.) anyway,your story was funnyer then that!

omg! I love this story!

the last time you updated was 3 years ago! i'm so disappointed, what happened? :(
some awesome facts: I'm from Australia too! but i'm from NSW. i share your intense dislike for Twilight, i have a talent of pissing off teenage boys (anywhere from 13 - 17 :P) my two best friends are just as insane as you are, maybe more so, but i can't tell as of yet. Me and one of the two said best friends have multiple voices that frequently talk to us; she has an obsession with a fish from Zelda and calls it her 'son', i recorded that *grins to herself*. this is a really long review, is it not? can i tell you the rest when/if you reply? I'm just really excited that i finally found a complete stranger from Australia that is exactly the same as me ;)

please uodate soon. this is really good. i love it

love the story! im a total twihard but i mostly love seeing people make fun of them so this story is a general favorite thanks for writing this

I've held back on concrit until now, but I need to tell you somethings:

It is generally not best to put author's notes in the middle of the chapter because it takes away from the story. If you want to comment on something in the chapter, it's better to say it at the beginning or the end. Also, it's okay if you use "said" instead of "commented", "stated", etc.

This chapter was fun to read, though. I wonder if Kate is going to make Sparkle Pants Cullen change.

That's a pretty funny chapter. Ez is a bit scary... Are you really Anti-Twilight, then? I can't tell, but Kate seems based off of you a bit, as well as Ez. Kate seems to be more Neutral-Veering-Towards-Anti and Ez seems to be Homicidal-Anti. I wonder why someone doesn't just stake the stupid Meyerpires already. Just because Edward says it isn't possible doesn't mean that he isn't lying.

Poor main character. That's the worst death - death by a Meyerpire. How embarrassing! I can see the gravestone now: "She was cruelly murdered by a man who sparkles. That sucks. Literally."

I think this idea is rather amusing. I mean, I would rather eat glass than get shoved into Bella's life. Or maybe I'd like to be in her place, so that I can mess up everything in the books and make the books actually worthwhile to read. (As in just ignoring the Meyerpires and hanging out with the humans. And stocking up on silver and holy water, of course.) :P

Ah! Pleaszze update son!

Hehe, im starting to get an interest in anti-twilight fics. I also love Eragon and hear voices in my head. My science partner thinks I am high and my friends tried to get me a therapist-well not really but they say I seriously need one.

Haha, this is pretty good, i like it and hope you'll add some more soon! so are these your actual opinions? because I was a huge fan of Twilight and was all like aww... the fluffy romance! even though I like the more original vampirey badass vamps myself, basically LESTAT! but yeah then the movie came out and completely butchered each and every character( no matter how ridiculous they were I still like the sparkly fairies), and my love for twilight became my love for fanart on deviantart about badasses tatally kicking Edwards sparkley ass! But yeah, oh well! sorry for the in depth boringness that is my review!