LOL...i saw a argument like this on the Twilight wiki page...Beastality and Necrophilia! EPIC!

Best lines?

"He glitters in the sunlight. That is beyond gay."

"..you being with him, you could be institutionalized for necrophilia. He is dead, technically, he's a walking, talking, not breathing, no-hearted, no working kidney'd, corpse."

LMFO.. not working kidney? hahahahaaha

Genius.

That was so funny lol! Great job!

LOL!

lol! love it!

hahaahah this is so funnyy!

please please please pleasse write another chapter to this!

i never thought about it that way but its kinda really true lol

i think i already commented this, but oh well. i'll do it again.

this is hilariou :) you should make another one shot, or add a chapter to this of what edward tells bella about jacob. i am extremely curious!

This was funny, and kinda true...

LOL

i'm laughing, i don't want to write a review

hahaha

but this is awesome! xD haha

thanks for the laughs:)

hehe, that was very funny, well done :) x

Actually Jacob can hurt her, it'd be just as dangerous as Edward :)

Haha necrophilia.. I never thought of it like that XD good story :)

i know this story is completed and all but i totally think u shud add another chapter and hav edward tell bella some of jacobs embarrsing thoughts...it wud b funny

He could so hurt her! Do I need to remind you of Emily! Josie sent me the link to this because I'm Team Switzerland. Edward and Jacob are both equal, when will people see that? I liked the way this was written though.

what if emmett realizes? sequal? please! really funny!

haha! Brilliant! Just brilliant! LOL!

I should listen in to other peoples convos and tell you about them more often LOL!