this oneshot has so many unplumbed depths. wish you'd come back and expound on it! :D

Again, wonderfully written! You portray the two of their relationship so innately well. :D

Argh! I've read canon a bunch and I still can't figure it out...and I can't find your crossposted story either :(

Oh holmes... how do you forget Watson?...

I literally laughed out-loud at this.

"What on earth happened to you?"

Holmes coughed. "Nothing of consequence."

Mary Watson glared fondly at the detective. "A man out there was rather rude to me, dear. Mr. Holmes was kind enough to knock him down, since you were not present to do so."

"Oh, Holmes…"

Jam please. 'cause the good doctor is british.
It's always jam.

Poor Watson...

Idiot.
For all his brains, he is trully an idiot.
Bravery really is just a nice word for stupidity.

oh... Holmes.
You're just asking for it.

Hilarious... but who is carrying who?
Holmes has no military Career... but Watson has a bullet in his leg.

Oh Watson... you screamed like a girl, didn't you?
Do you every find it Ironic that often times men's screams sound more girly than women's?

how cute... Vulcans don't like Public Displays of Affection (PDA) anymore than the rest of us do.

wtf dude. freakin' gold cufflinks.

what happened to the baritsu- ha!
lol.

how desperate...