Greek Tragedies. "Oh, so that's what they're calling it these days!" XD Quite silly.

If you had read Les Miz, you would know that our favorite Fearless Leader's name is spelled ENJOLRAS not ENJORLAS! Okay?

Oh God, I think I died laughing. Multiple times. Which means I have multiple lives! I iz cat, hear me rawr!

Sorry, I got a little giddy there. Too much crack. :) Seriously, though, my parents thought I'd gone insane while I sat here laughing my head off in front of them.

You know, I would never have read this fic, except that it was on the favorites page of another author, and it looked so out of place I had to click out of morbid curiosity. Oh, thank God I did! That made my otherwise-lousy night.

I'm sad to say how much proper grammar and advanced stylistics I found, and your vocabulary is just a bit too complex. Oh noez.

Absinthe clears the mind and opens you to the creative world beyond.

Merci millefois,

Susie Q

AHAHAA.

"and he was like “aw, merde”" *falls off chair laughing* And the names and the Greek Tragedy... oh god. XD XD

Legendary :)

VHA

My IQ was just seriously lowered (in a good way!)

I almost dismissed this as silly-fic. But then I read this:

Because Enjorlas can get up easy, he just unfolds his wings and flutters up. But Courferas is an inferior lifeform.

Okay, and the Courfeyrac misspellings.

ENjorasls: STFU U PERV. I mean when we’re performing greek tragedies.

Courgerac: OH IS THAT WHAT THEYRE CALLING IT THESE DAYS.

Win.

OMG ew i don wan 2 read this cuz it has slash ew

"Meanwhile Javret rode by in the sky on the end of a rainbow kite that was being flown by a cigar-smoking Gavorche which symbolised that the world had turn upside-down, in a surrealist way."

I really want to see someone draw this. It could be the logo on a bottle of absinthe.

The eyeliner definitely just made my evening.

-gape gape gape stare gape- This was to damn weird for me.

OH DEAR, I can't stop laughing. The funniest thing is that every single thing you've done in this story, I swear I've read somewhere else. If I didn't know better, I'd have thought this was grotesquely exaggerated...

Dude, this is really hilarious, and I think my favourite part is mixing these lovely intellectual words and phrases with the most illiterate chatspeak. Love the running gags, like Courfeyrac's name and all the stuff about 'performing Grek tragedies.' Was the '1239852324601 STDs including several only found in Mary Sues of the Hebrides' a reference to Discworld, or is that just my insane imagination?

LAWLZ, DAT WAS TEH FUNNEHZZ! :D

but, seriously, i love you.

but not like enjolras-raping-everyone kind of love.

like, this is bloody brilliant kind of love :D

poor courf, never gettin his name spelled wriet -le sad-

ps: so, yknow how you submitted a review to Ask Auntie Enj? like, thats the best question ever, basically. a lot of reading, but... yeah. keep a look out for it soon :D

my computer has a virus and i have to use this other random computer in the house so i hope you'll forgive me when it is not up, like, in two weeks.

lawlz, but seriously...

Robyn

I admire your stylistic choices, citizen. The way your writing became increasingly incoherent as Enjolras's distress over the loss of his tea became more acute was very moving. And using the beaver to symbolize Enjolras's fear of women was especially brilliant.

So, to be honest, this fic makes me sad. You've reviewed several of my stories and given excellent (if a bit harsh in my mind) advice, so I know that you have a pretty good knowledge of the books and characters.

I also assume, from the way you worded said reviews, that you're grammatically savvy. I also checked out another one of your fics and reinforced that fact.

So why the ridiculous fic? Why not spend your time and talent on something worthwhile?

Anyway...sorry if I've offended. And maybe some people will find this hilarious and say I'm just blowing smoke. Just wanted to throw it out there.