Awesome! I laughed so much, but I absolutely agree with your views. Plus, your old English was Just Plain Funny!

If only all storytellers followed these Ten Commandments...

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. XD XD XD Nice. X:::D

the bonus was funny. I once did that to my self

Much funny! Very amuse! Laughing heartily! I like these. Good advice.

I legit clapped to the fourth

THIS is just pure gold only really just got into the Zelda fandom (haha botw really got me into it, I knew the history of the games even and it's importance in gaming history yet, never had real interest in the franchise) YET RULE ONE IS THE RULE I HOLD TO THE HIGHEST TRUTH. Cause I don't want to see any nasty of ANY KIND (be it just a date or the real nasty *shudders*) between Link and Ganon for I will get sick at the idea of the ship.

I wish these were the rules people actually followed. There are too many Dark Link and Link pairings in this world.

gold

I AM IN TEARS WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

If only people would read these! They make perfect sense and are really funny.
I shall obey the will of these laws, for they are truthful in their ways.

I remember reading this so many years ago. This is still hilarious as it was then. If only people of Zelda fiction writers (and any other) would read this more.

I laughed harder than I probably should have reading this.

Well done.

Super funny, 'loved it! Although I'm not sure if this counts as a fanfic... Not that I mind!

I shall agree witheth the Ten Commandments and reporteth those who are not.