This is incredible. I love the way it starts and ends with the same concept; of Cartman always getting what he wants. It's perfect. I also love that he kept himself from masturbating to thoughts of Kyle for three years. That part was significant to me.

Oh cartman you are such a awful human being...but that's why I love you lol. It's true that he always gets what he wants and will go to any length to make it happen. I loved this!

oohhhh, so kyle actually ruined his own wedding because of cartman? woohhhhh

Is awesome

I've always wondered this, but did Kyle get raped or just forfully kissed? And why did Cartman get away with it if Kyle told everyone?

so very Cartman. brilliant story -

That was awesome, man Cartmans such an ass XD thats why i love him

That was ADORABLE! :D

aw, poor stan! D:

but great story though, wow!

OMG, I"M SPEECHLESS! WHAT A GREAT WAY TO RUIN A WEDDING! AN EVIL GENIUS AS USUAL!

I think Cartflowski (hahah, nice name) is AMAZING too! Please write more!

I enjoyed this little story. Great job. That last part was awesome. Especially the second to last line. Wording just made it work. ]

Devious. I like it. The way it ended was absolutely perfect. Great story.

I loved this! CartmanxKyle is the best. _

I love it- And I don't even like Kyman! It's so much like Cartman- ruining Stan and Kyle's wedding. And ordering the steak.

I love the writing style of this. Very blunt, precise, and to the point. It's easy to read, and perfect for lines that make you stop and reconsider their meaning. Great job, particularly on your characterization on Eric.

A sure fave. :D

-Audrey