Reviews for Ten ways to insure death by Alucard
5sosgreendayblink182 chapter 1 . 1/27/2016
number 8 funny as hell
VpGrouchyCurve4 chapter 1 . 1/3/2014
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
batgurl10198 chapter 1 . 11/5/2013
LoOoOoOol! Ok here's what I think on it XD
1. he kill you right off the bat if you somehow manage to succeed
2. You get in trouble but unsure if you get killed or simply punished
3. He has guns...
4. Ehhh probably both you and Seras would get in trouble but not killed
5. Depends on what you write
6. DEFINATELY gonna end up 6ft under!
7. Both Anderson AND Alucard would kill you
8. maybe a glare and a scolding but highly doubt would get killed
9. Once again HE HAS GUNS!
And 10. if Integra doesn't kill you it is a quick way to get killed
Lex z chapter 1 . 6/30/2013
Bloody hell there is only so much I can run from a guy who to him the laws of physics were a laugh to and one more way is to put his white shirt in with his red capes - whole thing I am just kidding really your awesome
GingerMouse15 chapter 1 . 8/24/2012
ooooh were can I find Alucard I need to try this out!?
Julius Night chapter 1 . 7/1/2012
Ha, nice little piece, 2,6,7 and 8 are brilliant
WoahThereBuddy chapter 1 . 1/22/2012
Well I would definetly want to see all of that. It was really funny, do more stuff like that :D
cfruge444 chapter 1 . 10/11/2008
About number 4, I've actually been wondering that about Schrodinger.:giggles: Boy, if I could get those boots off... :smiles evilly and rubs hands together:
Nagini chapter 1 . 9/14/2008
I like 4, 6,7 and 8. Priceless!
KurrydaJellydonut chapter 1 . 8/27/2008
Hehehehe, there seems to be a lot of running. Too bad. ALUCARD WILL ALWAYS CATCH YOU!
BlackMara chapter 1 . 8/27/2008
xD OMG
BigKwell chapter 1 . 8/26/2008
Seems to me that two of the ways were running away. It's not like they can get away, you know.

(BTW... nice one)