LMFAO! I love when danny corrected Angell about Payton and Aiden. Classic! Well done!

...wow. Very, very, very funny! The insanity and humour was kept up brilliantly, and for some reason I could picture all the cast in the way you described them... I especially liked "Stella skipped through the open door, pausing for a moment to admire how curly her curls looked in the glass window", and Adam's 'staring match' XD

No, give ME the punch bag shaped like Rikki (preferably the real thing if you can), and I'll have it down to shreds in 10 seconds flat. 20 seconds if you want me to scoop up the scraps and get the nearest dog to poop on them.

Fabulous, had me laughing like hell. I like you, you are like me. Funny. (Although I don't know if you are evil as well. I also love being sarcastic, which is why I dote on Chandler in Friends)

This was absolutely hilarious. I think I nearly wet myself. I even read it out loud to my cat, he seemed to enjoy it too. Great stuff, loved how you kept the inane-ity (if thats even a word) up throughout. "Please will somebody play twister with me?" ha ha!

OMG! Can I get some of whatever you were smoking when you wrote this! It's funny as hell!