xDD I loved this story! It was hilarious!

Cute story! A fun read.

This is BRILLIANT. I saw a raccoon once when I was taking out the trash, and it was the size of my dog (who is about thirty pounds). Scared the shit out of me before I remembered that raccoons don't attack people unless they're provoked. You expect them to be cute little things about a foot long, and then they turn out to be MONSTERS... I don't mind raccoons, but I don't LIKE them either.

Again, brilliant fic-Mark, Roger, and Collins are perfectly in-character. The dialogue made me laugh, and so did the imagery.

Very humorous, very humorous . . . and quite believable! I like the bit about "Satan's pet raccoon" . . . I mean, I was laughing through most of it, but I like that he refers to it as such.

I like died laughing! I loved this! "Son of a bitch is eating my pop-tart" HAHAHAHAHA! XD XD XD

that damn racoon ripped my second favorite peice of clothing Mark wears!

I swear, if he had gotten the scarf..

that was really funny, I am faving this NOW!

First of all, thank you so much for the review. It made me so happy I can't express it with words.

Second, wow, your story was great! It was really funny, you did wonders with such a simple, great concept. So wonderful, good job! You are a great writer. I can tell you care a lot about what you write.

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

this has to be one of the funniest stories i have read in a long, long time. excellent job. i was actually laughing so loud!

LMFAO! That was so good! Satan's pet... oh, man. Seriously, really good stuff, even if there were spelling/grammar errors, this was too funny to even think about noticing them *Nods* I hope to see more from you soon!

That was hilarious.

I loved it.

You should write more Rent stuff.

You made me laugh, that's for sure. Those two really wouldn't have considered calling animal control, or someone else who has been trained to handle situations like this, would they? (I was half expecting Joanne to appear and save the day. She is probably the one with the most common sense after all.)

Although, it would be a good idea for them to get down to the hospital ASAP- the evil raccoon might have been carrying rabies, and that's probably just as deadly as untreated AIDS, if not more. (I could be wrong, though. I'm no virologist.)

Awesome! Hilarious! Awesomely hilarious! I love little oneshots like this about Mark and Roger going completely crazy. "Satan's pet racoon" LMAO.

Write some more RENT stuff soon!