This story is amazing and perfect. :)

This is beautiful. Absolutely freaking hilarious! XD
I love it.

Best line in any fanfic ever:

"I've got food poisoning," Mickey lied unconvincingly.

"I didn't know you could get that from beer."

This is such a great read and I love how you've weaved in all the past and future companions.

Really fun story. This was perfect Mickey and Jackie. Great job!

I feel I must review but I find I am speechless in the face of all that crack. Or is it crack if it's just really insane but when you get down to it canon compliant? Keep up the good work anyway.

Oh this fic was so funny!

Thanks for posting!

brilliant! i loved both chapters, it was a great story and you had the characters so well done, it was like Russell T. Davies wrote it!

loved it! D

Brilliant-this story was hilarious, I loved it!

...Are there seriously no reviews for this yet? Buwhuh?

That was seriously awesome. I love your writing style here, with things like the bit about the atmosphere of Jupiter. This is one of the best Who fanfics I've read in a while...absolutely hilarious, while also thoroughly in-character. "So Now You Know About Aliens" made me laugh so hard, and I loved that the Doctor's credit card was from the "Bank of Money." I also really liked that you brought in so many of the secondary characters and made it a proper Doctor-lite shindig.

The only bad thing I have to say is that you might want to read over some of it again for small errors (like "here" instead of "hear," for instance), and there's a bit of a wonky formatting thing where the first part of the first line of each chapter was repeated.

Anyway, I'm adding this to my C2, the Tin Dog.