This was not what I was expecting but god did I love it

I dont know what they are saying. This is amazing, unlike the peasant I dont have any resignations about doing it with 14 yr olds... I mean, I wouldn't do it with them, I just dont have any resignations of reading about 14 yr olds... It not like I would do anything like that... I mean that is an absolutely desgusting act... still funny though.

eww

This is sick

This was great until I remembered Rose was 14...then I realized it was still great cuz its fiction and it made me laugh

Funny stuff, I would have loved to see more shenanigans from an adult Harry as shameless as this one.

noticed a typo:
disbelief and the - disbelief at the

That was a great story, well structured great plot and best comic relief I've ever heard, good job

Jesus that’s frighteningly horrible, good crack

That's disgusting, and not funny

haha, this is hilarious!

I'm torn between amusement and revulsion, but come down on the side of amusement due to putting things like Rose's age and the like down to black humor. Which it does an excellent job of, by the way.

I would fucking love if this was a longer or full story, I feel it would be a good example of dark humor and that is some thing I love, from Jim Jeffries to Ricky gervais

This is so funny.

this is wrong disturbing and completely inappropriate...its also funny as hell an entertaining one-shot and a fun read good work

:)