Nearly pee'd myself laughing, entire thing was hilarious, right from the "offers to let her join in on Kick the Can and Extreme Frisbee", to the most epic fast food join ever, Burger Kraden.

An excellent parody.

But with Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart, one begs to ask...where is Captain Planet? P

o roflmbo

A true masterpiece of comedy. I love opening sequences with irrelevant data (I didn't know they had proms back then). And when the Wise One broke the fourth wall, that was just great.

"Destinies, destinies... Find the Master Sword, Bring balance to the Force, become the One, find the Master Sword again..."

That... Was... EPIC. On of the best fanfics I have ever read O_o. Please tell me this really is just the prequal, if you write more for these people it'll make me a happy panda.

That was hilarious. The first paragraph would make a great forum signature.:D

ROTFLMAO.

That was awesome.